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Mr. Flanders. you're blindeded!
Meanwhile. they're making major interest on my salary.
- #And he'll mail you a tape ## - [ Nervous Chuckling ]
What happened? You used to be cool.
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to President Simpson's refund adjustment.
If you don't use them by the end of the term. phht! They're gone.
[ Homer Grunting ]
I'm sick of having to dry myself with a newspaper!
- How bad is it. Secretary Van Houten? - We're broke.
They-They ate the comment book!
- [ Loud Feedback ] - [ Screaming ]
I wasn't gonna gamble. I just wanted a Bloody Mary.
than amidst the frenzied excitement of the casino floor?
President ''elect.'' I could've been president. but I'm too real.
[ Loud Buzzing ]
Guys. the thing is. we totally have the money. and we tried to wire it to you.
- [ String Breaks ] - Oh. way to make a guitar. Sears.
She knows what time dinner is. [CHEWING NOISILY]
- That's Crazy Talk. - No. It's true.
Anyway. can I get you some Soylent Green?
Smell ya later, Asana. Smell ya later, Forever.
Your country needs you.
Isn't there any money left for that?
But you can't see it. Oh. you can.
Gold bars discovered by Homer? Well. let's just see.