Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...my morning crossword puzzle and my afternoon nap...
Bert...
The subject of my mother living with me...
Thank you.
You have the right to remain silent, Bert.
I know how you feel...
Gotta take care of Mom.
...and there's something I think you should do about your future.
...steals back the smuggled goods...
What's his area code?
-I think what you really want is-- -Is what, Herbert? What I really want...
Actually, sometimes I think Mom's still taking care of me.
Honey, your birthday's coming up.
...except you don't have anything to do.
Settle down, think about this logically.
Yeah, but just because I'm living my own life...
But this is my day off. Besides, I just answer phones.
We'll talk about that later.
Got quite a hunk of hardware here. Real space-age.
...I'd be able to hold myself to a higher code of professional ethics.
Understand? And just because I don't want her to live with me...
Thank you, sweetie.
...it's a little hard to change.
Okay, I was lying.
I can't do this. I can't do this.
Mom? Please be in there. Mom, it's Agnes.
I'm a detective just like you.
-Sorry. -What?
...I need your help.
-Come on, Ma. The coast is clear. -Well, well.
-Anyone? -There's an anyone.
I understand. You get used to playing Monopoly in your birthday suit...
...said he'd call me back here.
Keep the sun to your back so he has to squint at you.
Trust me, I know what I'm talking about.
So how's life treating my baby girl?
Oh, Mom, this is Herbert Viola, my coworker.
Come back, I'm so lonely.
Worked in a church, huh?
Dad didn't exactly leave you in clover...
Jeez.
...maintain eye contact, make him squint.
Turn these into the police, they don't belong to me.
Only thing missing is Bonjour hopping up on the breakfast table...