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[sighs]
[McEnroe] Later that day,
Uh, if you're looking for Trent, he's over there peeing on a dead skunk.
I assumed you lost your medical license for negligence.
♪ And oh, you never got it ♪
♪ You can leave when you like ♪
I'm really mature about tons of shit.
[McEnroe] They're talking about you, Devi. Be cool.
Move.
and your office looks like Caesars Palace,
Hello, Dr. Vishwakumar.
Ever since their steamy kiss in his car,
Thank you for stopping by.
I'm gonna try and sell him my patient roster for a vastly inflated price.
We're magic together.
brainstorming things we could do when I visit you in a couple of weeks.
[Paxton on voicemail] Hey, I'm in your neighborhood.
Ben had broken the law, stolen his Dad's car,
I can't believe we're moving to stupid India.
Ugh! This Trader Joe's puttanesca keeps falling out.
My mom keeps it for funerals or apologies to neighbors.
she felt close to her mom for the first time in a while
Yeah.
Thought maybe we can hang out, but, uh, it seems like you're busy.
that required no introspection or mature decision-making,
Yeah, unfortunately,
I would feel better leaving,
I'll get a tattoo of his name under my boobs like Rihanna.
I'm just gonna let it slide.
I mean, she was the person who gave me my first handy,
♪ Stay ♪
Guess what? Due to my negotiating savvy,
It's what allowed women to join the workforce.
Guys, who cares? I have bigger news. Paxton kissed me in the park.
Here are your stupid samples. They're not that great.
Holy shit.
But there will be a billion cocky nerds like Ben at Princeton.
♪ The first night I got in ♪
[laughs] That's not true. You're not gross.
I always forget he's a celebrity. He's just so down-to-earth.
and well, they can all be yours for no less than $100,000.
That's bleak.
Kelly Koiso first time TV credit
Thanks. So do you.
I think I saw a silicone breast implant.
don't let this voicemail get your hopes up.
Like, last night we could have hooked up, but then Trent barfed, and you left.
Oh, is… is that why you're leaving?