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- No, they're the same. - Um-umm.
I would've done it right in front of his face, but he stormed out.
So, where's this HBO special?
She's allergic to peanuts, no peanuts.
All right, I think we should... you know.
- That's horrible. - Scrabble?
All right, that's true, but I kept you around.
Does she even know what she looks like?
Thank you very much.
Oh, thank you so much.
- I might be losing a testicle. - You're kidding me.
Okay, good, because Richard's gonna come over
Hey, by the way, is that guy any good?
will someone be able to taste it?
- Yeah, it's more like I love her soul. - Mm-mmm.
- What, are you kidding? - What are you talking about?
If this was your show, then you would make every fucking plan...
You can't ask...
I just...
You know what? I am never having you guys over for dinner again.
you don't want me in this. She'll wind up with tuberculosis.
Okay, wait, Larry actually wrote down...
A praying mantis can use that goddamn phone!
- Do you not think this is stupid? - It's not such a big deal.
- Don't get him excited, okay? - Okay.
You ask way too much. I can't. Oscar, come.
Well, if you'd like to tell me.
- Oh, yes, we do. - I beg to differ.
- It's not all about looks anymore? - She's attractive.
No, she needs to be over there with her husband.
Look, be man enough. If you gonna be a racist, be a man, man.
I'm sorry. I just got this cell phone.
have them come over and cook peanut sauce...
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