Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

you were there... with all those remotes,
That's the best part.
Think of it, it's like... it's an act of humanity
You, my friend. Yes, yes, you.
No, I'll do it, I'll do it, just go.
Oh, my gosh.
I'm telling you.
That's beside the point. Look at her... she thinks she can go to the awards.
- Hi, honey. - Hi.
We missed half the Knick game last year because of this shit.
- I'm all over it. Let's go. - Absolutely. Okay.
Are you guys out of your mind?!
She's a what? She's a Christian Scientist?
Honey, they're bulging almost. For crying out loud, hon'.
- I know what she baked. - These really suck.
That's what's so smart about it.
You know what you should think about?
- we... - Hit the red button.
He recommended this phone to me.
Will you tell him it's not that bad, is it?
Don't blame it on your wife. Thank you.
Would you show up at an event...
I'm gonna recommend you to a lot of people.
It's not The Manhattan Project, you know?!
Put her over here.
Who's that? Jane Kaczmarek?
- I told you on the phone. - You didn't tell me on the phone.
Well, we'll watch it, don't worry.
I can't believe that she doesn't know the difference between sugar and salt.
I don't feel well.
Jesus Christ, I knew you fucked it up.
Why don't we just go home
Txcnnn
Black people always do everything right."
That was over the phone, You didn't know I was black at the time.
but those are really not the same.
I'll tell you a secret, how about that? Nobody knows, not even Cheryl.
- Surprise. - Brownies...!
Why? What did I do wrong?
When E.T. called home, did you pick up the phone?
she thinks the prayer did it.
Excuse me.
Okay, okay. You know what? It's not even me.
This is the one. Is this the one?
Please don't go there, man. No, be man enough.
- I bought that... not here. - You've got the same one?
Wait a minute, why not put it in?
Do you have any milk?
for other things that I might need to trust you with,
She needs to go home, Richard.
You feel perfectly... you're almost cold like a corpse.
- It's another day in paradise for me. - Don't do it, if that's how you feel.