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- No, you can. - No, I can't.
Maybe you guys should take care of this yourself...
Right, whatever.
They're definitely not the same.
Oscar! Oskie-boy! Hey, Oskie-boy!
You're welcome to join us afterwards.
We're missing Joan!
What's the downside?
Why even have somebody come in and fix the television?
Just get over here, it's so good to see you...
I can't wait to see it, Richard.
Do you want an aspirin?
Yeah, it is a joke, I mean, I don't...
Yeah, she's funny.
- I did not! - You should've seen it.
- Okay. - Okay.
- Will you fix this? - I don't know how to.
I'm so sorry about the peanuts and the whole thing there.
and it doesn't work. He's here every week,
I fire white people, I've fired white people.
- Thank the Lord.
Or you can fire the black man. Whatever works for you.
That cell is used by every fucking person.
- The way you can trust me. - I cannot give you the recipe.
What?
You fired him? You fired him?!
I can't get the satellite to go on.
See the little green light? Just gotta turn it on.
- Oh, cell phone.
- No, I don't want to fire him. - That's crazy!
Tell him I'll be fine by tomorrow night.
I'm sharing something with you because I trust you.
Susie, Susie, Susie. Look who you're talking to here.
What... you know, I want to get one of these,
and Cheryl, it's a pain in the neck.
Oh, unfortunately she's a little under the weather.
it could go south, but I don't think it will, because she's...
You told Randy not... That she's allergic, right?
I feel very awkward about it.
_
Bravo.
and you're asking me to break a sacred confidence.
It's just a little... a recipe.
I can't turn it on, but I know, you know, "Black man,
The business with the black guy. You fixed his tip?
It's a testament to the brownie. That's what you're not seeing.
in belief and faith.
Aren't you guys supposed to be going to the Emmys tomorrow night?
I am so sorry, Deborah. I never got that...
Let's go upstairs and all get under the covers and sob.
What time are you picking me up tomorrow night for the Emmys?