Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and one chunk come back.

Let me hear the men clap that are with women

I got a joke to tell.

If you were my woman, I make love to you constantly.

So be careful. Marry someone that's not gonna fool around on you.

and the seas roared,

and it hangs this far to the ground. And it won't break.

Shame on you. You should've fucked them. Clap. Clap louder.

Im gone be.... Where im at !

That was close.

What? You had a fight?! Lillian, get my pistol.

And your relationship changes from that moment.

You my woman, ain't you? I don't see no rings on these fingers.

to their girlfriends? What the fuck you looking over there for?

He said, Do people laugh when you say what you say?

Me and my 1 1 brothers and sisters

Fuck you, Eddie.

and put that around our waist. But we went to school, goddamn it.

No, baby. That's just jokes.

and have to wash your dick in the sink and all that shit.

Get the fuck out of my face with that shit.

I'll make you a hamburger better than bourbon steak.

Not my man Yes your man too

The wheels will melt in your mouth, Eddie.

By herself to the Bahamas?

Black people from New York have this trick we use on white people.

I ain't got to worry. As much as I love you,

And their mother think you talking baby talk.

Hey, little brother. Show me that little dance you-all be doing.

You don’t like it .

doing everything he tell you to do. You a human being.

Think about it. All them shy women that you meet,

Don't you ooh and aah.

Who punched you in the lips? ltalian? For what?

Why don't we change the subject. Let's talk about something different.

Well What have you done for me lately?

I'm a man. I want respect. I want respect, Eddie.

I gotta watch them eat peanut butter and jelly, bologna and Swiss,

Wait one second, goddamn it!

You're in this house to stay! You'll burn up in this motherfucker.

Got to have some money. lt says, No romance without finance.

I ain't dancing at the Loft because I had a fight recently

And I was waiting on the line and I saw the Enquirer magazine

He might be this bad motherfucker behind closed doors.

Just get the fuck out, right?

Eddie Murphy! Fuck you!

She would roll the Twister mats on the floor.

I did a lot of jokes about homosexuals a couple years ago

Then we get a Hot Wheels racetrack and put that around our waist as a belt.

She goes, No, just me and my girlfriends are going.

They be like, All right, Rock-O!

And he has seen Rocky too.

I need 12 million For my sprained eyes

You keep messing her over, eventually she says shit like this:

because I'm bleeding, my lips are swollen,

He shot him in the lips, Lil.

This big green pepper is hanging out the top

Baby, that's not fair. Not no 1 50 million.

And I say to my child, I say, 'Child...'

He busts it fucking wide open.

Well, what have you done for me lately?

Show me that little dance you-all be doing.

Don't be... Look at the guys, looking at their women again like this:

Now tell them if somebody else move, you gonna kick their ass.

There was a picture of him like this:

I never came like that before. I can't believe it.

He's an asshole.

Once there was a lion and a monkey.

You gonna like this. When Sly comes out,

and you thought i ditched all the men's shirts and left them on orange is the new black. w

Oh, make love to me

those real quiet ones, you know.

Two Etch... Etch-A-Sketch cake. That's right.

- All of them. - 48 Hrs.

so you rip the edges off around it, make it round.

Well, I'm supposed to be a fool, right?

Baby, come on. Would you stop? Oh, stop. Can we please stop?

Right? Be some shit this big, right?

We wait on that noise. We waiting on it.

Well, you don't be putting your dick in nobody else, then.

Eventually, your dick will fall off.

Listen to the radio. That's what it's about.

What am I, a fucking jerk? Get the fuck out of here.

That was my life experience, but it sounded like Pryor jokes.

So the monkey started climbing up the tree.

No, Lillian, where you going? Didn't I just say you couldn't go no place?

Then you finally get it and she's like this, I'm yours.

lt's right here, all right? What? Hey, fuck you, all right?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Now we have 300 million and 70 dollars

You know where you see kids crying? I do it all the time, I'm sadistic.

Pull Ova Pull Ova

And he swung around my back

You will be on the cover of the Enquirer like this:

I said, Security!

We were there kicking it and this ltalian dude

I can't travel the country freely no more.

That's a lonely bitch at the end of that line. I'm gonna tell her.

And she gotta be butt naked, because if she got clothes,

That shuts you right up. You say, OK.

I'm standing on the corner,

and you build 300 million together, you deserve half.

Chambers to Danielle

Now, let's talk about the word 'fuck' for a minute.

She's gotta be butt naked on the zebra. And y'all think it's a joke.

you take what you had and I take what I had.

I do too. I love Bill Cosby's show.

Soul’d Out Party This Saturday Please give me money for a ticket

and you're listening to this shit and I turned it...

and fire shoot out your dick?

Did y'all see Delirious?

Don't you let them fool you.

Try to leave? Half!

If you were my woman, I'd make love to you constantly.

A thing, a thing, a marvelous thing Everyone knows it's Slinky

because you know you got to wipe your ass