HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
I know all the girls do everything that you want.
Oh, you just saw Rocky.
what am i, an asshole?
She was so fine. She's one of the people that's so fine,
Hi.
The kind of women, you take them out to dinner, you say:
Don't think she won't. Don't think she won't.
That's a dumb... I could never...
My girl start illing, 'Oh, there go Eddie Murphy.'
November Vote and do this to the ol' boys club!
Comes home from school the other day
I said, I ain't punching nobody.
lf you were my woman, I make love to you constantly.
My mother get some hot sauce and some salt and pepper,
When you get into bed, would you rather have somebody say:
if you weren't so vindictive.
And all the people, the bouncers, came
I wanted to be Richard so bad, I used to go out on-stage when I was 1 5
He had a tear in his eye and he said,
lt's fucking great. I fucking love it, man. Alright, Hudzik!
Let's stick with this.
Hey, baby, can you tell me some more jokes, please?
The woman's favorite threat is, I'll do something to your dick.
Get somebody you gonna be with forever.
You get what you give. That's why that man...
The brothers went to get paid. I was, Brothers don't sue brothers.
What Have You Done For Me Lately.
Nobody white said shit.
because New York is a tourist place,
And the cars would come rushing across town. lt'd be:
Nobody gets punched for nothing. What...? Eddie...
Look up white woman in the dictionary and it be a picture of Reese like:
You say, I wonder, did that hit my nuts, just...?
And you got green peppers and grease running down your hand.
We fucked, all right? You happy now? We fucked!
Let's call them pussy traps.
And adults stand around going, That slob gonna break?
Michael went on TV and everything he says, the public believes.
You motherfucker.
is fuck your husband.
If you gonna let a fuck come between our love,
y'all stick through that man through all kinds of bullshit.
Are you gonna put a ring on this finger?
There's a song out now called
lt was two Etch-A-Sketches on top of each other.
I do not handle the money in the house.
Get down, Lester, you is talking!
It's fucking great. I fucking love it, man.
The monkey said, I can make the weather change.
Have A Coke And A Smile And shut the fuck up
You stand there looking at it and you try to make it look like McDonald's,
You Heard what I said, Moolie... We're Going to Take More Real Pictures
Brothers went to court, got educated on the judge.
So I know you gotta act like you can fight.
He's an asshole....
You never put your motherfucking hands on me.
NOTHIN FROM NOTHIN LEAVES NOTHIN
Helloooo.... I know you!! Mister fuck-you man!
I don't see no rings on your finger.
Except only I'm getting paid for the motherfucker.
I call my mother's house. Because you wanna hear:
Your woman's standing, looking at it and crying.
Every now and then you gotta whip somebody's ass,
I say, 'Well, what did he say?'
Youth to the government:
And the rules say 'No phone and no outside.'
Him and his fat bitch can kiss my ass!
He's special. I mean, he's good, clean and wholesome.
it was a big race war and suntan lotion and Jheri-curl juices shooting all over.
Then they hear that Rocky music.
As long as it's a PG. I hate scary movies.
Nothing changes If nothing changes
He's here, yes. Yes, it's him. Yes, it's him!
Even the little, sweet, innocent ones have something that only them
Howbeit, lawyers are to be aware of mediation and roles they may play within the process.
Girl, what you crying about?
Could this be love? And be loved
Look, little ltalian white man.
You're not going no place. You're not going no place.
Goddamn, that was delicious.
The fight is on
My favorite movie is Trading Places.
I got Mechanics from all over walking up, going:
Oh, you just saw Rocky.
Yo, man, Michael Jackson is mad. I was like So?
Anybody's ever done this will agree with what I'm saying.
I say, 'Yo, what you want, me go over, get the motherfucker autograph?'
American women are all off into this romance
Mr. T walk up and go, I heard you did some jokes about me.
I hate shy... You know, those shy women,
You're the 'fuck you' man, right?
its right here fuck you ju ju beans
And long slob... When little kids cry,
You treat me like animal.
sitting next to you right now when I asked you.
You don't own me.
To come and ask me where I'm going? Nobody owns me.
Imma be where I’m at
Fuck you, J’rr Craa!
You can take half the money, the car, the house, the children.
lt's like saying black people have thick lips.
Now it's raining!
lf you were my woman, I make love to you constantly.
with grease running through the middle,
And I ain't know what to do, so I scream for security.
No, fire shoot out my dick, is all.
and have to give somebody $2.50, you'd be upset.
or grab the back of your head and say, Fuck the shit out of me.
looking like J.J. from Good Times and shit.
Now, we sit in the living room waiting for Ennis to return.
My mother would sit there and watch her 1 5-year-old son on-stage
You be wondering if it's gonna hurt.
and throw a monkey wrench in your whole program.
That's not racist. lt's true. We have thick lips
And you go, Fuck you, bitch!
Any woman can get any man she wants
and mix the egg in and put paprika and all this shit in it
Don't you never put your hands... Shut the fuck up.
Hey, you can't beat up the brothers. They jump in the fight.
Hey, paisan, you going in to see Rocky right now?
Suck it, you black motherfucker.
Hey, baby, what's going on? The rent, motherfucker.
Goodnight Suck my dick. Bye bye
Do y'all listen to the words or the beat?!
You don't really be fooling around like Eddie Murphy say you do, do you?
I guess it's hard to find somebody that knows
You just come on home. Stop crying. I'll cook you something to eat.
you can't let her mingle with American women.
IS BEC.L MTV2 YES SHE IS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And then he had to give her $1 50 million of his money.
Or even try to school you Oh, yeah
I got one of those fathers who gets drunk and sings
That's a contract that stipulates if we ever break up,
and one of them picks with a fist in the back.