Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Come on, baby. Sing a song for Grandma.

and told me I was too dirty. Richard said:

You know something, fuck it.

Motherfucker, you know how to spell it!

Hey, I just got some regular old crackers.

Got to have some money to get some pussy in the '80s.

I'll just have a Salad.

I dont see no rings on your fingers

Eddie, what have you done for me lately?

YOU cannot say Filth, flarn, filth, flarn, filth in front of people!

We have to do it. We are men. lt is a man thing.

You don’t like it, get the fuck out.

he was all fucked up. I looked at my ego, I said:

I don't give a fuck who you are or what you have, OK?

My whole act back then was about taking a shit,

So, Your Honor, check it out, right? What happened then, right?

You the only thing on my mind. What have you done for me lately?

And you hear their stomach going:

Well, I don't play that shit. You cut off my dick, you better run, goddamn it.

lf the white people do that, they'll kill each other. They be like:

Which would be hard to do in the '80s,

Sit down. Everybody, sit, sit. Cool out.

Fuck, there ain't no such thing as a loyal man, you lying motherfuckers.

Dude's going, Yeah, how that happen?

Because the movies are so emotional and so real,

i don't need some middle-aged menopausal man telling me how to run my life. i mean i'm free and i'm single.

Know how you made a wish? You shook it till the words disappeared,

We make good love. What have you done for me lately?

The rules say 'no outside.' I know you wanna leave, that's why you can't go.

Baby, come on, now, please. She go, No, stop it. Stop it. Stop.

Remember he wanted to spend all his free time with you? No more of that.

saw her man in her bed with another woman, fucking.

But Johnny was 300 million in when they met.

and while you in there, get me a green pepper and a onion. And you say:

As much as that bread costs, don't tell me about Wonder Bread.

Sometimes it backfires, because a lot of women play these games with sex.

What you want to drink? Water.

She earned it. She earned it. That... You damn right.

I can't believe that motherfucker did this to me!

She go, I don't know. My man ain't home. Why?

What have you done for me lately?

If you don’t like it, get the fuck out of my house

old Motown songs to you in his argument,

'Have a Coke and a smile and shut the fuck up.'

Shit this big and shit. Put some of that Bob Marley music on.

Better than mcdonald's?

That's what I've done Janine Well, What have you done for lately?

That's when Bill got pissed and said:

And Stallone have y'all white people pumped, especially ltalians.

What the fuck this motherfucker trying...?

Dick swinging contest

No, I'm about to throw this motherfucker someplace.

Because the punch said:

No matter how bad you fuck up, no matter what you do wrong,

Then he fuck up, think he's saying it right.

A burst of flame fly out my dick when I pee.

Be careful. Don't get trapped.

Nuthin from nuthin Leaves nuthin

Oh, shit. Fat, bucktoothed bitch. No, give me my dick back. No.

You could just graze nuts.

and they genuinely fall in love with you.

Eddie, talk to your... Talk to Uhmfufu.

It's fucking great! I fucking love it!

But I want PDQ Mama make you chicken tenders better than PDQ

Put that shit on layaway

I didn't realize my mother was a good cook till after I moved out.

The most common is when you ain't getting any at all, that's the trap.

and they can have you. Guys, how many times have you fucked

This is what is going on inside your house every night.

Know where it backfires on you, ladies?

y'all would lose your mind.

What are your rights? Now, you know.

Them pants cost $3.98, baby, you hear?

motherfucker, dick, pussy, snot and shit. Good night.

I will moonwalk all up and down your ass, motherfucker.

Miss America every year is Brooke. Fuck who you see with the crown.

I never met anyone like you. Why don't we be together.

and I saw Johnny Carson on the front page.

What the fuck you gonna eat on 1 3 cents a week?

And y'all be trying. Y'all be really...

I'll just have a salad and a glass of water

And make a clinkety sound

You should be being held right now, girl.

You, Charlie and Vernon could not respect me and your mother.

These men like you and you just won't do it,

Some of them got cemeteries in their closet and shit.

Shit, I'm watching the fights, Lil.

The most common trap is to not give you any, though.

Pull over. Pull over.

This is my last roll. Come on. Here we go.

and faggots were mad. They were like...

I know you, Eddie! You're the "Fuck You" man!

right around the time Rocky came out.

Give me a fucking break. What...? What...?

That's not a lot of money when you have 1 1 children.

What you need eggs for?

I was standing there like this now.

Hey VIP, have a coke and a smile and shut the eff up!

YOU Don't own me

I need a green pepper and an onion and get me an egg out too.

She was like, I know who you are, motherfucker.

and they'll have you believing it. No loyal men.

What are you talking about? Why are you treating me like this?

Let me hear the men clap.

Compras relógio na mbch e tens dez por cento de desconto

What the fuck is wrong with you, man?

That wasn't no Saltine. That was... That was a Ritz. That wasn't a Ritz?

I'm Tired Of People Messing With Me.

I got this motherfucker, now!