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What you crying about?
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no no I'm fine I'll just have a salad lol
And she is inside the kitchen cooking.
Yeah!!
I get into bed...
get the f*** out of here!
We are low by nature and have to do it.
and it'd be like this:
I said, That's it, I'm getting married. This is it. Gonna be me and her.
you have to act like you can fight,
And I know you go to the movies and you go to get the ice cream
I walked in the house and his friend, Japanese girl,
I'd be at parties... There's always two or three at a party.
a motherfucker is spinning the spinner and kicking my ass, Eddie.
I ain't no big guy, all right?
Fuck You Eddieeeeeee!!!!!!
The realism. Because that's the way you gotta treat those fucking moolies.
You know what I'm talking about.
You can't use my phone.
And they got married, broke up, shit didn't work out.
tonight i'll be eating 788 macaroni and cheeses 34 tomato and salami sandwiches and a vegtable salad from the atrium in mandurah. tonight i'll be eating 89 samosa chatts 90 chola baturas 29 beef vindaloos and a pepsi from zaika taste's of india in kingsway city.
Like if you went up and said:
They'll get half your money, your house, your car, alimony,
And men see those tears and we be, OK.
You abide by my rules and my regulations, goddamn it.
Tell Tammy to...
You may speak. And she spoke.
And you standing there with this big house burger.
Fuck you, J’rr Craa!
I tell him that you treat a woman like you like a princess.
I don’t Give a fuck
and scream your motherfucking head off.
A BURST OF FLAME FLY OUT MY D*** WHEN I PEE.
What are you looking at a fucking dancer and a melanzane for?
We saw you laughing while we were dancing. We saw you.
Everything is a question too. Hey, what am I, an asshole?
Coff
Our face is in the pillow like this, I got this motherfucker now, boy.
Pay the Man, Miss Pippy!
And then he kicked him in the ding ding
What movie you wanna see after you finish eating?
And white people, y'all step on each other's feet.
and chastised me on the phone for being too dirty on-stage.
I don't mind because it means That much to me
Look, little Italian white man
lf you're starving and somebody throw you a cracker,
You know, I think I'm gonna go to the Bahamas by myself for the weekend.
and act real confused. And mumble:
And y'all know Bob be preaching this shit:
be a picture of Brooke like this:
And I don't give a fuck if the motherfucking house is burning down.
You move like you're 2 1 .
Dick threats. Y'all don't realize how sensitive nuts are, do you?
And you say, You want me to go with you?
and roll one of them big-ass Bahama joints.
That's who I had a fight with. An ltalian.
You marry... You know how a lot of housewives gotta get jobs on the side
Goddamn, that's some fucked-up shit.
but you won't do anything. He say, Let's go.
Don't ask me why.
Ain't nobody gonna move after they seen you kick this dude's ass.
You're making me look like an asshole.
That shit scared the shit out of me. Half? I was petrified.
Do not think for two seconds that you are the only one your man is fucking.
What goes around comes around, Eddie.
Fut Sheriff replies
Thank you Aditya
Dexter St. Jock.
Don't be talking about cutting off my dick.
You know what the woman said? Maybe it wasn't you.
There's nothing a man can do for me that I can't do for myself.
And then afterwards you be like this, I can't believe I fucked this bitch.
and they get HBO and they catch Delirious
Right? Why do shit be teasing your ass, right?
I'm a realist. But they'll tell you, I don't wanna fuck, I wanna make love.
Getting a little crazy. That's why men don't like to handle babies.
Why do they fall in love?
And the lyrics go, Ain't nothing going on but the rent.
lt's a trap. They trap you with the pussy.
A look like he heard something at your show that he's never heard before.
Our new T-shirt
No Money No Pussy
We don't need no contract.
You look over there again and I'm gonna pick up a glass
Don't tell me about Wonder Bread.
The boy's name is Ennis. He loves everything you do.
Italian Homeowner
You know what the man said? Wasn't me.
Be at a party, say, Hey, baby, come on, let's dance. See you later.
There's not a woman in this room
I thought I seen a bone in your shoe. Whose skeleton was that?
- Thanks, Eddie! - We love you!
I don't know what you're talking about. I'm offended you called. Fuck you.
You can't just keep messing around like you used to.
Vanessa. Come on, Vanessa.
What are your right? Now you know.
Cannot go outside ever again.
The woman be sitting on the bed, legs shaking:
...just remember ,Harry, if it don't work...
Xena I thought you had some good pussy Then I had her and now when I think of you I think
Pull ova.. pull ova..
lt's my house and I don't give a fuck!
Me with Drama Ya heard!
And I was like, Now, that's pussy control for you, there. lol
your sweet, innocent, little, sweet, loving, darling woman,
And give me another box of Juji Fruits.
Greeks be like...
Baby, look. Whoa, hold on. Wait, we got to talk.
Yeah. It’s a great f’n movie.
Now, guys, I see a lot of y'all feeling real macho,
He is a man and has to conquer women.
Because y'all be... I really... I tell you, every time you see a black...
I been waiting three months. What's the problem?
I would like to tell you a story. I have five children.
I'm gonna go beat up the fool that told me them lies.