Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and they stomp you in the nuts with both feet.

Men fool around because of this.

You Heard What I Said Moolie PAY FOR MY FUCKING CANDY!

You kicked the dude's ass. Relax.

Then He kicked him in the ding ding

And they make you wait. And you wait and wait and wait and wait.

R-E-S-Z-C-P Find out what you mean to me

But I refuse to let you go, Lillian

'Pop, he walks out and he goes:

and let me have some Bon Bons.

Well, I... Then you don't own me then, OK?

I want hamburgers.

This is my friend Bob and Karen. Hi.

At McDonald's, they use buns, the meat covers the whole bread.

I say, Miss Murphy. Miss Murphy. And I'm gonna bring her home.

You could just *graze* nuts

Now, love and money do not mix. The shit don't mix.

Y'all didn't get mad when he took Brooke Shields to the Grammys.

Message to the White House

lt was real weird, because I had never met him

What's your problem? I'm just a little shy.

- 48 Hrs. Has to be. - Trading Places.

Got to Have a J-O-B lf You Wanna Be With Me.

Yes, Eddie. Well, you give what you get.

Legs like BLAM Titties like POW

I'm going, No, I'm Ed. I just had a fight.

Some shit like that.

with the real hard bottoms. When they about 1 years old,

Yeah, what's your motherfucking problem, man?

'Fuck you and your ugly bitch.' I say, 'Yo, Ed.

I'm gonna settle your problem, motherfucker!

when you urinate?

What does that chunk want?

Fuck you, Eddie!

Walk up to a white dude and step on his foot. And he says:

We had to eat whatever my father brought home from work.

OK, wait a minute!

Y'all the most resourceful

That's the God's honest truth. lt is the truth. Stop it. lt's the truth.

and everybody's real romantic. The motion of the ocean

you can't touch the phone. Bye-bye, phone, for Lillian.

I like funny girls, funny women.

And we so stupid,

and all they got is the curses.

Now we have $300 million and 70.

Jay U ain’t all that

I want you to go in the refrigerator and get the meat

Those are the worst white people to fight, especially around Rocky time.

I was mad. I called my mother up. You know how you do.

All of a sudden they was like, State your case.

I didn't catch everything that you did. I worked all day, you played all day.

Yeah, I see. Y'all some disillusioned ladies clapping right now.

And you roll over one day and be like:

I know you, Eddie!

I was like, Hello, Mr. Cosby? And you hear:

Lovers on the beach making love.

What do you mean, a prenuptial agreement?

and the most business-smart women on the planet. Now, in the '80s.

I kick him in his nuts. Always talking about kicking somebody in the nuts.

and I gotta eat a goddamn Slinky?

you're stepping and hitting and...

All women have done something that only them

He worked at the Coleco toy factory, Eddie, and made 1 3 cents a week.

lf he's not here with you tonight, he fucking somebody.

Muuuustard on the beat hoe!

That's what I've done Janine

And then he started peeing on the lion's head.

And he says, 'Pop, the man comes out and says these things.'

I ate Baltic and Ralph Avenue. Yes, I did.

I just lost my motherfucking job

And I picture this is going on, my pops is home like this, drunk:

Best Jello and broth?

And women know all they have to do is cater to our egos enough

Hey, baby, you need to get away more often.

And women love them songs. They be going:

You couldn't give no curse show. Walk out, say, Hey, Felt Forum,

...that knows nothing about money. She got to be butt naked on a zebra

But I want McDonald's hamburger.

But y'all don't do no moves, it's just this:

Before we get married, why don't you sign this prenuptial agreement.

Like, we'll go out and sneak out to the hotel

They always from somewhere else.

A Slinky, a Slinky They're fun for a girl and a boy

lt was all for one and one for all. We stuck together.

Nothing from Sutton leaves nothing

Because all I'm asking

And send your woman off to the romantic Bahamas by herself?

Marry Harry, I get ... HALF!!

300 million and 70 300 million and 70

Youths to the gov't: What have U done for me lately?

Pull over. I'm gonna read him his rights.

lf I ever get married, I have to go off to the woods of Africa

Look at all the women in the audience right now looking up here like this:

I didn't know what to do, because I could act like I could fight good.

I said, Fuck this, I'm getting out.

They get her alone, they be like, I can't stand the way you be

Give me half, Manny! Give me half, mister 'fuck you' man!

He looks like he can whip some ass, right?

Put that with the rest...

Get the fuck out, motherfucker...

You cook better than McDonald's?

Youth to the government: What have U done for me lately?

Hey I just got some regular old crackers

You don’t like it, Get the fuck outta my house!

We have a relationship.

Then he slap me and my man in the face.

If you were my woman, I make love to you constantly.

until you went to sleep, I would come inside the room and kill you.

This is the island for lovers.

Yeah, go to your mother, please. What's the matter, he stink?

Oh, I didn't know you was here. You scared me.

Because she catered to his ego. They can figure us out.

Then, for dessert, they're gonna pull out a Hostess cupcake

You making Egg McMuffins.

One, two, three, four, five. Five... Five children.

And the child walks in the room with the smile

He said, That's a Japanese thing. They bow.

Hey, shut up. Don't you ever... I'll fucking kick your ass inside here.

Green peppers hanging out of it and shit.

I’m sorry Chef doesn't allow substitutions

I'm not making McDonald's, I'm making Mama's burger.

You don't own me.

When he said “Take me, Babe” Yaaassssss

YOU DONT OWN ME

Brothers, we go to the disco, get all fucked up,

One, 'Lillian cannot use the phone.'

I'll make you a hamburger better than McDonald's.

Looking for Miss Right, you be gambling every time.

put his little birthday hat on and he looked at all the children.