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Ooooooo-oooooo! I got this muthafucker now...

I live in Massachusetts with my wife, Camille, and my five children.

We are men. All men do it.

After they see Rocky, they come out of the theater charged.

You got a whole lot of... I love you.

Show you how far a woman will stoop.

Her Afro... Afro gotta... Like, Angela Davis see it and go:

Kick him in the ding ding

Now, put the rules up, Lillian.

He’s an asshole

Yeah, Your Honor. Give us half his shit.

And I don't wanna go through... Why are you doing this...?

The Jell-O pudding-eating motherfucker.

if she puts her mind and pussy to it. They can have you.

legs are like BLAM Titties are like pow

Have the same crackers every day for a year.

Use 1 2 rolls of toilet paper on that motherfucker.

Your mother say, OK, go get me the big frying pan.

Respect. You never had no respect for me, Eddie.

Ladies, do not be fooled. I know some men have some strong raps

I wanna talk about this, because if you fooled around,

That's taboo. Watch the guy's faces. Ladies, look at them.

They have figured us out. We're very easy creatures to figure out.

He say, 'Motherfucker, I...' And he ran over to my woman

This is the last one. This is the one for me.

Put that shit on layaway

I love that doo-doo line. That boy's got talent.

Start acting all tipsy and shit. I say, 'Where?' She say, 'Over there.'

There's no getting around it. I'll kick you in your nuts.

I put rules on the refrigerator and you never obey my rules.

They leave and brother be standing there like this:

every time I hear the motherfucking Slinky song,

Brothers sued me. Yo, man, the brothers came out and sued.

Lily cannot use da phone

I'm 5'1 0. I weigh 1 65 pounds. I can't whip a disco's ass by myself.

That's what you gotta do.

You say, Hey, hey, hey.

But I'm waiting to get some candy and I'm gonna go see a movie.

You never listen to what I tell you to do.

Because he is a man. lt has nothing to do with you.

that are loyal to them, truthfully.

You get your ass whipped, first you call home.

And all of a sudden, a dude named Dexter walks up.

No, it's not... I'm not being racist. I mean, I mean...

Do you hear the phone ringing?

Fuck you eddie!

The class was like

Soon as I got off the plane, they'd be like:

Do you know you could take half his money? Did you know that?

It's fucking great. I fucking love it. Alright Mario!!

Had a Five Guys tonight Tasted amazing

and they can't speak English and try to do my act

But I told you a half-hour ago, women are vindictive.

You made that noise. Your man can act crazy.

But you don't own her.

The kiss is sweeter than honey

And the public believed it.

Suck my dick, GAry.

some ugly bitch that just kept hanging around and you had to fuck her?

Ima go beat up the fool that told me them lies

No, baby. That's just jokes.

House burger no McDonald’s

Find somebody just as fucked up as you are and settle down.

I’ll just have a salad And a water.

You better stomp your feet and light a match for this pussy, goddamn it.

Fucking melanzane laying on the floor, fucked up.

Who am I, Alexander Graham Bell up in this motherfucker?

We did. See, a lot of you ladies going:

And then he kicked him in the ring ding!!

And a box of Juji Fruits rammed up his ass. He's not gonna make it.

I love that dick nipple line That boy's got talent

McDonald's. McDonald's.

What's all the motherfucking jokes? You don't like my clothes?

Youths to the government: What have U done for me lately?

EB has my number in Chess. I wanna kick him right in the ding ding

Because I want to do my share. No.

I'd be at parties, hear he was looking for me,

Don't tell me you're not looking. I just saw you.

No fire shoot out my dick

ls that what you want me to say? I fucked her? I fucked her.

You didn't make love. lt just felt real good. You know why?

lt's beautiful.

to stop fucking up our club. Didn't we let you in here, nigger?

Go up to the people standing on line and shit.

and clench up and break the shit in half.

You don't own your woman. You gonna put a ring on my finger?

When the sex ain't that good But they funny as hell

When you get depressed, you call your mother.

Because my dick is a blowtorch, is what I'm trying to say.

Youth to the government: But what have you done for me lately?

You're leasing the pussy. With an option to buy.

...or I'll kick your ass.

I said, Yo, Richard, Bill Cosby just called me up

child support and your children.

No more phone for you. Your phone privileges are cut off.

I only hurt my brothers and sisters once.

Stop, stop, stop. Kiss my ass.

lt's right here, all right?

And I ran in the house all excited to talk to Bill

I'm gonna walk up and say, Hey, how you doing? My name's...

I GOT MCDONALD’S!!!!

Yo, shut the fuck up man!

I refuse to get caught out there. Fuck that.

because my mother could cook her ass off.

He only told you half the story.

Youth to the gov't: Well, what have you done for me lately?

she's walking on the beach, crying, in the Bahamas.

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Yeah. lt's a great fucking movie.

and you think you are in control of your shit.

but you know what I mean when I say 'filth, flarn, flarn, flarn, filth'.

is that American women in the '80s have become very business-conscious.

OK, now, let me hear... Let me hear the women clap that have men

Will you marry me? I thought you'd never ask.

YOU KNOW HOW TO SPELL IT

At the end of this picture, now, just between you and I,

Hey, baby, where you going?