Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

you pick them up and their leg muscles be strong

And it would be an asset to us, as American men,

That's what I said... Get the bread out of the breadbox

'I'll bust your ass for saying shit like that.'

I was frozen, man. I was standing there,

and she won't do anything, it's a trap.

because that gets you out of a lot of fights.

Then make a move, then. Make a move.

'Which one of you kids sat down

Baby, I am sorry. No, you're not sorry.

And she go, I got hamburger meat at home.

Yeah, you better walk away, mother... I'll bust your pussy ass too.

Then I'd be on the front page of the African Enquirer like this:

Dude said, Come on, that's the way I like it.

Eddie, I even ate those cheap purple motherfuckers after 'Go'...

Fuck you doing with Dehney Terrio

And we hear all that shit, then be, OK.

You be right here in this motherfucker, Lil.

You can have the best pussy in the world.

What you mean 'nothing'? Nobody get punched for nothing. What'd you do?

And she be like this:

That's what I said. Get the bread out of the bread box.

I'll bust your motherfucking ass too. Mind your motherfucking business.

And both of y'all be dribbling. You be like:

lf you were my woman, I make love to you constantly.

I walked over and said, 'Yo, Ed, sign this autograph.'

I'd be going, You ever, sometime, right, you get on that toilet

lt works. lf you have some problem...

The record start off like that.

and you got big, pink fingerprints in the dough.

We could... Stop. I just don't think the time is right.

Sometimes you'll see a real ugly bitch

I ain't spent all my money for this, motherfucker!

And then he said "India China War". And then he went to the Echo Lab! Hey I'm Dr. Rao, I'll stick this echo probe up your ass

This is my house!

Hey, Lil, you gonna answer this telephone?

I did, and I sat down and ate my father's birthday cake too.

Then your mother say, Go inside the refrigerator and get me the bread

Connecticut Avenue, Luxury Tax,

would wrap the Twister mats around our body like a suit.

I mean, the physical act... I like to fuck somebody I'm in love with.

Guys, picture your woman fucking your best friend.

is when you be straining for a long time, right?

And the other kids got McDonald's.

And suck it and stick it down in your mouth and suck it, suck it.'

Now we have 300 million and 70 trays

She gives him the money, he runs off to see your show.

He's here, yes. Yes, it's him. Yes, it's him!

had to do somethin

Any woman that's ever had this done to her will agree what I'm gonna say.

Brothers got some dance. They be doing this with their heads.

is shimmying off... The moon is shimmying off the ocean.

The most common trap is to not give you any.

Got to have a J-O-B lf you wanna be with me

You always crying. Just leave him. You know something?

then go back up in that motherfucker.

and the candy and the flowers and the anklets and the bracelets

Let me get this right. So you're getting a burning sensation

You gonna put it on square Wonder Bread?

I'll kick your fucking ass.

You know what, ladies? I had a woman ask me the other day:

When I was little, I wanted to be Richard Pryor so bad I used to...

Come on, now. I need somebody perfect for me. Give it to me, now!

My dick is fucked up. My dick is ruined.

I had just got over some shit. I go to parties...

lt'll say, Murphy Marries Bush Bitch. I'm gonna be like:

to help make ends meet?

That's the only reason why it works.

Boy hit the deck. My boy jumps up and starts fucking this boy up

I got a friend got a Japanese girlfriend.

I need 12 million For my sprained eyes

it make me sick to my stomach.

Baby, wait, wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

- Why? - Hear the ladies go, Why?

You don't like it Get the fuck out my house

Now, if the child is smiling this way because he needs money for a ticket,

That don't look like no McDonald's.

Andre cannot use the phone

We ate the toys and we never complained,

I was in the club, man. I stopped going...

tell him i said ‘Have a Coke and a smile and shut the fuck up!’

Not my man Yes your man too

Stop. Now, see? I did jokes about...

Eddie, why’d you shoot Jimmie Walker in his lips?!

That motherfucker ain't nothing but... Oh, hi, Eddie. How you doing?

Aint that right ?

so I came down here to think it over.

I got a friend got busted in his house, in his bed,

They walk downstairs Alone and in pairs

And the man would be fucked up.

They think they can fucking push you around, 'Oh, you big hotshot,'

And the child says to me:

I don't want shit from him or her and I don't care.

I called my mother's house, it was a Friday night,

I know a lot of housewives sitting out there going:

Get the fuck out. No such thing as a loyal man.

Do some rhyme with your name. That always scares white people.

And I ate it all, Eddie!

lt's fucking great. I fucking love it, man. All right, Rock-O!

get the fuck out of here.

You spending all your money on shit you ain't never spent it on.

lf you were my woman, I make love to you constantly.

You better call and tell her you're not coming.

Get all the money you can, shit. I'm glad she did get all that money.

- Yeah. - Well, check Cousin Cecil's pockets.

Y'all do some shit like this, you be fucked up. You'd be:

I say, 'What did the man say on the stage?'

They jump on the niggers. You niggers have to learn

Which one of you Tims sat down...

Since you're such a smart motherfucker,

What we need I know you got it

I ain't see this dude's brother standing behind me.

And they'll get it.

A Slinky spring?! And, Eddie, I ate so many Slinkys,

And you try to put some ketchup on it and it mixes with the grease,

You have a job? Well, I... Then get the fuck out my face.

You better stomp your feet And light a match for this pussy

Then it looked like 40 white guys fighting 40 black guys,

Now it's snowing!

Motherfucker, dick, pussy, snot and shit. Good night

ltalians... White people, period, y'all go crazy after y'all see a Rocky movie