Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But leonard.. What have you done for me lately?

'Have a slice of pizza and shut the fuck up.'

What we want Baby, you got it

After all the shit I did...

Eddie. What do you mean, you don't remember what you did?

Why don't you shake your ass home.

Never met the man before, but he called me up about a year ago

Those of you who've never done this will go, I disagree.

Imma build the shit outta that

lt's beautiful, Lil. ln my heart and my soul, I'm drunk.

No, baby. That's just jokes.

You see that fucking big melanzane standing over there?

Because I know you wanna leave. That's why. I know you wanna leave.

That boys got talent

You know somethin? Beautiful!

I know he used to do shit for you, but what has he done for you lately?

she eventually will go out and fuck someone else.

Men must find and conquer as much pussy as they can get.

is gonna fly out their mouth or some shit.

But I want PDQ Mama make you chicken better than PDQ

When I asked the question, she looked at you like this:

Why do fools fall in love?

You say, Ma, I wanna stop and get some McDonald's.

out of the bread box. And you go look in the bread box and you say:

- Beverly Hills Cop. - Delirious.

'Please give me money for a ticket.'

I'm gonna keep rolling. I got one more roll in me.

Remember, you'd sneak in the basement, put his albums on,

I have yet... Even if the pussy was great

I know a lot of guys sitting out there right now like this too:

because everybody's fucking each other nowadays.

Richard... Richard is the rawest motherfucker in show business.

I'm an actor, I ain't no fighter.

You know I'll kick his moolie ass. He pushed me.

I got McDonald's

You don't have to kick. You could just graze it.

I'll tell you why all men fool around.

I’m sorry Chef doesn’t allow substitutions.

Lil, answer the phone. Goddamn it, look...

I know you, Eddie! You the "Fuck You" man!

- I told y'all to stop running in here. - Yes, ma'am.

I love it. The best motherfucker. The 'fuck you' man.

to see what kind of guy he was,

Yo, man, Mr. T was just here looking for you.

I have to give him money for a ticket.

Then he do that smooth Bahamas shit on your woman.

And never tell you. lt's her little secret.

Then I kicked him in the ding ding

I was pissed off. I was so mad I called Richard Pryor's house up.

Yeah. All right. Now, he's about 6'5. I'm 5'2.

I pay the bills for this motherfucker. I wanna drink something, I drink.

I love that blooey line! That girl’s got talent!

with a big bone in her nose and a big plate lip

You don't like it, get the fuck out of my house.

Your man's still gonna go fuck somebody else, because he is a man.

Afro gotta be fucked up

Some lady claiming to be Matilda's teacher. . Mr.Wormwood if you got hurt heaven forbid, your doctor would be a college graduate. Or say if someone sold you a faulwty car, the lawyer who would've defended you would have gone to college too.

Good night. Suck my dick. Bye-bye.

And that's when one of my boys jumped over the table

I looked right in your face!

You know what really bother me

when you was living here.

I know you spend a lot of your money on your woman.

Lady Finn Cockswing Come in dick swingin

That ain't no regular cracker, was it? What was that, a Saltine?

And I was like, Miss, did you decorate the house?

And he walks up and I say, 'What are you smiling about?'

I don't wanna ruin the surprise, but Sly wins this one again.

And the cars would come rushing across town. It'd be: whoo whoo whoo whoo

Pull ova....pull ova

Give me half, Eddie. Give me half, Mr. Fuck-you Man.

And the nigger's gonna pay for it.

lt's when shit come halfway out your ass,

When you go to a white club, you see five or six brothers just standing.

Everybody... Everybody is fucking and it really... lt's getting bad.

They do. They hold their dick more than us.

you don't think she can cook. I had one of those mothers,

West Coast Eagles Fans right now

Put that with the rest

I say, I never said 'filth, flarn, filth'.

Youth to the government: What have U done for me lately?

Now there's thunder! Then he started doo-dooing.

I wouldn't fool around. Let's talk about the Richard Pryor.

Now, what did you do? What?

You can't put a price on what I do.

You come harder than you've ever came.

Baby, I love you. What have you done for me lately?

We know as soon as you go:

I'm not saying they're perfect people. I'm saying we ain't perfect.

and help her get some clothes.

Soul’d Out Party This Saturday

Save me a trip to California. Because you never respect me.

Fire shoot out my dickp

You better answer this telephone.

I know you J’rr Craa, your tha “Fuck you,”man right?

Why do fools fall in love?

Get your shy ass away from me!

Better than McDonald’s?!?

Telling me to sign a contract to show that I love you?

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You gonna put it On square wonder bread?

Do y'all listen to the words or the beat?!

I'll cook you one of them big old hamburgers

and he says, 'Mother, please, money.'

and he just thought it was... He should call me up, because he was Bill,

Don't ask me why and shit

usher on the phone with his doctor

And their man get real cold, saying shit like:

And men don't like to picture their woman fucking nobody.

Why don't you just go hop in your lROC Z-28 and take your ass home.

Tell The Spun I said Have a Coke and a smile and shut the fuck up

I know you CeCe…

Can't you see the kids are trying to put a show on there?

Suck my dick, Eddie.

Look at them, they're:

YOU KNOW SOMETHING, F*** IT.

Stand up and clap

I said, Yes. Do you get paid? I said, Yes.