Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Then I found out Michael Jackson was looking for me. I was like...

I ate it all, Eddie, by myself. And my father came inside the kitchen,

I was outside peeing, dude tried to mug me,

I almost got fucked up.

Wait, baby, I am sorry. Wait a second.

I know brothers were like, Get the fuck out of here.

Then they come to your town and get shy.

And she's got a bowl.

What did you do? No, don't tell me 'nothing'.

You have the right to remain silent.

then you ate the Etch-A-Sketch.

But I ain't making love to nobody. I get into bed...

Then all the brothers saw 40 white guys beating up two black guys,

Hey, you got a problem? You go, Yeah, motherfucker, I got a problem!

I don't wanna talk about the Richard Pryor.

because you may have heard your woman make that noise

I came home from school and my mother had made

I'ma take half his shit...... HALF!!!

Shame on you. Y'all should've fucked them.

Because you're hungry, bitch.

And you want that burger when you get older.

No, don't get me wrong.

No, no, no, I got to go. I got to... You two... Y'all two lovebirds talk.

They was like, Fuck that. I'm getting paid, motherfucker.

Lester, she ain't your mama.

He walks through the door, looking at me with this big smile,

And Jimmie Walker? And your lips? And you shot...

You mind your motherfucking business.

tell her i said Have a Coke & a smile & shut the eff up

Lay down on the floor and spread them.

Yo, Ed, shut the fuck up, man!

All we wanted was some respect. All we asked for was a little respect.

And Sakis did like this: come on!!

Then somebody says, Fight in the back!

Oh, you took a shot in your lips?

fucks up the lyrics and thinks he's saying it right.

let them know where you stand. I said, Yeah, yeah, yeah!

When Mike... My manager called me up and said:

I don't wanna fuck. I wanna make love.

with a rock-hard dick, talking about, I'm sorry.

Find somebody perfect for you.

We couldn't afford no icing,

Janet Jackson got a hit record:

And this nigger took her to the Grammys, nobody said shit.

The man jumped up, saw his woman standing there.

No, I can't stay. I was just talking to Uhmfufu about a couple of things.

I think playtime is over.

there's something really wrong happening here, baby.

Johnny had to have at least 300 million.

Let me hear the men clap that are loyal to their women.

And they were... There's nothing like having a nation of fags looking for you.

I'll take a dick over a smile any day... Yes, I will.

I was waking up in the middle of the night like this: Half!

ln Delirious, I was making fun out of a lot of entertainers too.

All three of us, like the Three Stooges, Your Honor.

You have to have a dick to understand this. We are men.

Then Ed say, 'I ain't signing a motherfucking thing.

Legs are like BLAM Titties are like POW

with a big smile on his face. And my son looks just like me.

Get the fuck out of my face with that bullshit.

I say, 'Fuck that big-nose motherfucker.

And Japanese women are the most docile women on the planet.

lt's like Fuckfest '8 7.

The dude was laying there, holding his eye.

And when Bill Cosby chastises you, you forget you grown.

You been looking over there all fucking night.

while I was waiting on the line

lt's my house I live here

I enjoy Sylvester Stallone's movies too.

You carrying any concealed weapons?

He's not gonna make it.

I started having nightmares.

'We got a call from your wife,' I kick your motherfucking ass.

you ain't got no money, you can't have no pussy.

We know we can act the fool then. Remember when your man

I don't wanna talk about this stuff. I do wanna talk about this stuff.

Ayye ‘Cuse me brotha

So I'm praying my father wouldn't answer the phone.

I hate shy women. I like extroverts, I like women with a sense of humor.

I been a big fan of Bill Cosby all my life.

Every now and then I take a joke too far.

Which meant my pops was home, and on the weekends, my pops gets drunk.

And over her head it said, Johnny's wife wants half Johnny's money.

You don't own me

I can't use the type of language that you use,

and another person knows about. All women have one skeleton.

He got busted coming out of another woman's house.

I know you wanna leave.

They afraid to talk, because they think a bone

- Yeah. Yeah. - Junior!

some long slob come out of their mouth

lf you marry somebody and neither one of you have anything

you like each other, everything is perfect,

We figured you out in this sense, and this is true.

And she's cooking up the food, man. She's cooking it up.

Men don't like to hear a threat like that. You hear somebody:

And I was scared, because y'all seen Mr. T.

Goodnight. And you wait.

We were happy to get that. All for one and one for all.

Get the fuck... Don't you fucking touch me.

Because he thought that was my whole act.

Hey, you know, read. You can catch some shit.

I'm having some problems with my boyfriend,

And you look like Jimmie Walker? Oh, that'd do it.

and made enough food for 1 3 people to feast on

When you transfer to a different area. But your reputation beats you there.

You got to be careful. You gotta have a J-O-B in the '80s.

I like Good Times.

It’s a great fuckin movie

lf I have to beg and plead Do the symphony

- That's my granddaughter. - That's my niece.

You know, because I'm used to American women saying:

I know a man got busted coming out of another woman's house.

Because that's a very important word here. Fuck, yes, we did.

What a beautiful girl like you doing by herself on the island of love?

So be careful. Be careful.

Don't think, Maybe you're gonna put a trap on.