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We would get dressed to go to school. Let me tell you about our clothes.

That's what they thinking. What have you done for me lately?

Well, what have you done for me lately?

When you transfer to a different department. But your reputation beats you there.

You want somebody in the bed with you:

I turned around and burned him up on the street.

I got this mutha now

And hello, New York City!

Because I put the rules up. Like Diana Ross say,

You put me in a movie where I'm the star, I'll kick your ass.

Fuck your husband! That's it. That's... Just fuck your husband.

Look at these crazy motherfuckers.

Because you waited five months for it.

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Well, where you gonna be? I'm gonna be where I'm at!

Change the subject, please.

Johnny says, Hey, I'm Johnny.

Can I have another one, please? Please, one more.

for something you did a long time ago.

Mama, I got a joke.

...real, real hard.

I hear some more shit, I'm gonna put this glove up your ass.

Whose pussy is this!

that you've never slept with before. Let me hear you clap, truthfully.

'I make my money just like him.' Right, Your Honor?

She go, I don't know, your father ain't home. Why? Why?

You want some, motherfucker? You want some?

All right, Sly!

I said, What's wrong with your wife's back and shit?

And at the end of the fight, everybody sued me.

butt naked, and y'all gonna say, Eddie must be visiting Africa.

She not goin nowhere

Stop it. Yeah, the only reason you're clapping is because your woman's

Tell me what hotel your man's staying.

That shit don't just sting no more. Every time they cure something,

I'll see you later.

That Ed sure is funny, ain't he?

Doctor doctor I keep sneezing out snapchat profiles Oh well try looking for portraits uploading them if nothing snap a snot

They just cater to your ego.

You don't own me

You open the door and ravens and shit fly out of the closet.

I'm not making an Egg McMuffin. I don't know what no Egg McMuffin is.

Eddie. No... Eddie, then it's something that you did a long time ago.

You have the right to an attorney. Turn around. I'm gonna frisk you.

I used to make before. You just come on home.

Do y'all listen to the words or the beat?!

What you crying about? Eddie, what's...?

Richard's the one that made me wanna do comedy.

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ls for a little respect, motherfucker

bowed to me when I walked in.

Boy fell on the deck holding his eye,

I want what's coming to me.

He's funny, but he's not that funny.

Push your head up your asshole, say:

Don't you think for two seconds that if you keep breaking this woman's heart,

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Give it to me, now! Oh, sh**. Herpes. I crapped out.

Patrick what have you done for me lately

But, ladies, if you marry a man with $300 million,

Me: Why You Treat Me Like Animal You:

So let me get this straight. This ain’t sex lube? Not unless you want fire to shoot out your dick.

You don't have to kick no nuts to hurt nobody.

your woman is fine and got her body looking right,

You ask, Why are those niggers in here?

Hello? Shirley? Bitch, if you ever let my phone ring like this again...

Youth to the government: What have U done for me lately?

I'm Michael-motherfucking-Jackson, I will bust your ass.

Excuse me? I said, where you going?

I want the perfect woman, now. I want somebody with a mind,

And it's no fun to get your ass kicked in a Twister mat.

you gonna be like this:

knew that the woman lived there and didn't say shit.

and cannons blared and the mountains crumbled

And it's the best you ever had in your life.

Y'all... Y'all can't dance.

And they wasn't even married but ten years.

I can't believe you did this. You have no respect for me.

When it comes to your hair game, remember what Eddie Murphy said: 'Nothing, for nothing, leaves nothing!' Don't settle for mediocre hairstyles

I'll kick you in the nuts. lt make you wince, be like:

You're not going no place.

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I thought that we go together.

making the bread stick to the plate.

Miss Right. Blow on this for luck.

He probably got it in there with the turkey leg and the sweet potato pie.

I'd appreciate if you go up and tell him that your father says 'Thank you.'

No, I'd wait till you went to sleep

I come and go as he says. Why, why, why?

You got a problem?

What hotel this man staying in?

motherfucker punched you in the mouth

Filth Flarn Filth

Come on, that's the way I like it.

Lil? I'm drunk. And you know something?

I manage to stick in some jokes between the curses.

she gonna have to put something in the pockets.

Your man get serious when they threaten your dick.

When your clients tells you to cut their hair short

Come on. That’s the way I like it.

His wife walked inside the house, opened up the bedroom door,

Do y'all listen to the words or the beat?

That's why we going this year. No...

She was fine. I went, I cut all my girls off.

And you appreciate it. You never complained.

lf I ever get married, I got to marry somebody with personality.

when you see them, they make you ugly.

Nothing from Sutton leaves nothing

Best Jello and broth I ever ate in my life...

I know you Eddie!