Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

intelligence, a nice ass and a body. Give it to me, now!

They say, Where you get that big, welfare, green-pepper burger?

And let me have some Junior Mints.

Oh, darling, I want to make love to you. That type of shit.

This is real shit. He's going, Come on.

I had shit, Eddie. Me and my brothers and sisters didn't have shit.

Whose pussy is this? Whose pussy is this?

Good luck tonight guys!

That was my act. My mother sit there shocked.

You don't own me.

turn the bread into pink dough.

Especially if you got a business-smart woman...

What you gonna do, get a job at a boutique on the weekends and shit?

and your mother ain't supposed to hear,

I know you, Eddie!

And then he... Kicked him in the ding ding

Look at the ladies going, Stop clapping.

Clocked that boy in his eye.

Give it to me, now! Oh, shit. Herpes. I crapped out.

She looked at her husband, he did like this:

That's why the man kick your ass. And when I was a child,

Little Eddie got a joke to tell. Go on, Eddie.

Then I gotta go to school and watch the other children eat real food.

lt was you! Yes, it was. That's why that man kick your ass tonight.

Then you start talking to her:

I can't even pee in the house, I burn my house down. I gotta go outside.

He was walking up to people saying:

with some woman with a big bone and a plate and a big, fucked-up Afro,

it come back stronger. VD is new and improved now.

What the fuck you do that for?

I know you, Seanny.

You know what really make me mad, though, is afterwards, right?

Y'all start putting up with all kinds of crazy shit.

Y'all got one dance y'all can do. Y'all can do this shit, like this:

lt's fucked up, that's why I say, hey, I'm a target.

And her legs are like: Her titties are like:

What? A disco? With Deney Terrio?

So I'm standing there with my lips hanging down,

When you meet a woman and everything is perfect

I'll take half his shit!

Remember...? Remember, like, VD in the '60s?

That's what I said... Get the bread out of the breadbox

Y'all got a lot to talk about. Go on, Eddie. Please, talk to her. Uhmfufu...

Hey Babe What's Going On? The Rent Mothafucka

Do the moonwalk. That's some stupid shit. Michael can do that shit, though.

I get into bed...

If you were my woman, I make love to you constantly.

He take your woman to his house

You don't own me! Well, you don't.

and the moolies are beating him and he don't fucking go down,

Great fuckin’ movie

We ate toys, Eddie

Josh Allen went up to Dak Prescott

You fill out a W-2, they say, What you do?

because y'all believe that shit.

no pussy is worth $1 50 million!

Who do you think you are?

and grabbed that boy and started going:

And my ego said, What was that?!

what does it mean when you go to the bathroom

Just get me the egg and shut your mouth.

Mind your motherfucking business. I'll bust your motherfucking ass.

No, I didn't actually fight, but I was there watching.

And leave me in the kitchen with some bush bitch with an attitude.

I don't wanna fuck no funny, ugly bitch and shit. I'd have me in the bed going:

And say, Here, Johnny. I made $ 70, put that with the rest.

Put the shit on layaway.

and I can't do the shit. lt's shitty.

But be careful, because you lose half on the trade-in.

How come you can't respect me? How come?

I've had too many relationships that didn't work out. You're special to me.

And if there was no Johnny Lightning, we ripped up a Hula Hoop

And that’s one little pebble shit come out

That's what I'm talking about. You cannot say 'fuck'...

Have a coke and a smile and shut the f#@k up!

he don't like you no more. But he still wants to fuck you.

I can't go to San Francisco.

And white guys will go, Hey, I didn't know about your job.

and the character on the show ain't too bright.

They outside going, We got McDonald's hamburgers.

The chocolate cake that was on the counter?

All right, Rock-O! Rock-O!

It’s Soul’d Out ‘Carnival Foreplay’ this Saturday Please give me money for a ticket

I bust that ass on Mike. I was looking for him, but my manager said:

Even people that didn't fight sued me.

Tell The Spun I said Have a Coke and a smile and shut the fuck up

Don't tell me 'nothing'. You had to do something.

He has a different look on his face.

because that's all I had done at 1 5.

Sick my dick, Eddie.

You know something? You know what I should...? You know...?

Women gonna do it classy. They don't fuck around like us.

You heard what I said, moolie. Pay for my fucking candy...