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was really, really funny.
No, Stan, you're kicked out of Christianity.
with a wispy Christache,
Wipe. Better.
We have to get to the Vatican
Don't be mad.
Almost done with what?
What's wrong with me? Different boss, same old song. I try so hard. Is that what's wrong? It's like all I do is plan for joy I don't get to feel.
Well, that's just great!
- Turns out it's the holy grail. - Nice.
Should I grow a mustache?
You mean change religions?
Okay, what do you want, little boy?
Audition?
Adoption takes years.
How did you get a kid so fast?
Ooh!
Don't touch my Satan baby!
You're not getting past super positive Asian Roland Chang.
and I saw this orphanage and...
and I hereby officially accept.
Enjoy-a your visit.
Hayley, meet our son.
What, uh... what do hookers like?
Can we go? I'm thirsty.