Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

but I never get to steer the ship.
[ Clears Throat ] Yeah, uh, Andy. Um-- Why don't you come right on in here?
They'll be sorry. This event's gonna set the town on its ear.
Well, I don't like it. It's too quiet.
and now it's time to go to our live remote man on the scene...
The Hog Report !!
[ Helicopter Circling Overhead ] All the people are running about.
All right, gentlemen, let's get out there and win one for WKRP.
Fine. Just fine. Ah.
First turkey
Hey, you got permission to be out here? What?
* Just maybe think of me once in a while *
Okay, I'll talk with him.
- Say what? - Well, the Red Cross called out,
That's not good enough, Travis.
It's probably nothing you'd be interested in.
Okeydokey.
It gets pretty strange after that
Les, we are now a rock-and-roll station.
Uh, I'm working on a promotion idea.
Just all part of my job. Well, nobody does it better.
Good for you, Buckeye. Now get out of my doorway.
Only the greatest promotion idea of all time. Great.
all looking like Dolly Parton.
Nothing!
I had to do some pretty fast talking, let me tell you.
* In Cincinnati *
No, I'm sorry. Mr. Carlson never returns calls.
Lot's of Turkey's don't make it through Thanksgiving!
Then Mr. Carlson had the helicopter land in the middle of the parking lot.
Why?
Use a haircut, Les.
- I think you're doing just fine. - You do? I see.
I don't know about these other guys,