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- Business, the news game-- your department. - Who wants to know?
The crowd is running for their lives.
I had to jam myself into a phone booth.
Sit down right there. Get you anything? Coffee? Gum?
I haven't got all day.
Les, you still there?
You got 'em, Big Guy. [ Chuckles ]
I just, you know, thought I'd ask.
Well, uh, we don't know whether to give away...
I guess he thought he could save the day by turning the rest of the turkeys loose.
- He's way out of line, Andy. - [ All Shouting ]
shipped these destitute earthquake victims in Guatemala...
I hope you know that. I do, Herb.
Relax, you rascal, you so-and-so,
Herb, you're in charge of getting those turkeys.
I-- I think I'll probably just slip out back, Jennifer,
traffic, continuity, programming, engineering-- the whole ball game.
** [ Rock ]
absolute secrecy and... 20 live turkeys.
Oh, you mean, how's business? Yeah. Yeah. Just, you know,
I thought turkeys could fly.
All right, gentlemen, tomorrow's the big day.
- Les! Are you okay? - I don't know.
Knowing that you're at the helm gives us a lot of confidence.
** [ Continues ]
right up there on the desk like that.
As God Is My Witness
Morning, Mr. Carlson. You wanted to see me?
What? Well, all right. I guess I can do this thing myself.