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My firstborn is about all you left me with.
"cut my throat and take this"?
The top guy's the only one who can authorize a better deal.
Hear that, moon man? He's cool with it!
So, you know what?
Let's do this again.
Why didn't I think of that?
$18,250...
that's how you spent your wedding night?
and you were jusying to do something nice.
Band-aid's off, ney. You did it.
Yes, for the millionth time, including floor mats.
I want you to meet Oinker, Frisky, Can-Do,
I'd never sell this shoe.
I finally figured out the perfect present for mom.
Hey!
I don't want to be late for work.
Wives, huh?
and I know you do, too.
I could take him off your hands for you.
Well, it wasn't how I planned it,
Come along and ask him.
and the lowest I can go is $25,000.
Well, Randy filled me in here, and told me...
The lowest you can go, maybe.
Well, it's 10:00 A.M. and we already got beef.
I've thrown in everything that I can.