Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(CHILDREN'S MUSIC PLAYING)
vagina poop poop fart bum
Say what?
of the American Gun Association.
Uh... you wanted to see me, sir?
It's getting pretty late. Why don't you call it a night?
What's the good news?
Where did you find this guy?
It's an orange. Get it?
Got the delivery here for your next show.
Hi, Pamela Finklestein here
Uh-huh. I don't think that he's married, no.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUDING)
Patches! We don't need no stinking patches!
There's only a few simple principles
STANLEY: Oh, I got an itch. I got an itch.
Right. Yeah. Thanks, Louie. Bye.
ANNOUNCER: The world watched in amazement as he unlocked the mysteries
No, Stanley. That's okay.
I just thought I ought to tell you, sir, there's a lot of talk in the street
$75,000.
Do you mind? Get out of my way.
It's just not fair.
- I thought I heard something. - What?
"Free toy inside! Free toy inside!"
He's back,
Oh... do I have to?
Oh, right.
Transgender surgeries for illegal aliens that are in prison
I'm gonna do a really good job. You won't be sorry.
(CROWD LAUGHING)
You've got 10 seconds to get out before I call the police.
♪ You know something ♪
on the planet Zarkon.
Thanks, mister.
Okay. Now I'm thinking of something...
Oh, that's too bad.
I don't really think that's such a good idea.
- ♪ We got it all ♪ - ♪ We got it all ♪
We don’t need no stinking tree frogs
(BARKING)
(ECHOING) "Secrets of the Universe."
Grinders? Grinders? We dont need no stinking grinders!!
Something orange.
MAN: Hey, mister!
You're making us nuts.
they were all trying to eat my head and everything, but I got away from them.
♪ Throw out your "TV Guide" ♪
Yes. It's just if it's not one thing, it's another.
♪ Well, there came a bubbling crude ♪
If you took their combined IQ and multiplied it by 100,
Be there! Huh huh, yah.
But now I'm gonna have to take you
No, dear, please. Let's wait till tomorrow.
Is there something I can do to help?
Let's see what's in the box!
wait a minute.
(RASPING) Redrum!
No, no, like this.
(SIREN WAILING)
- Raul Hernandez? - Yeah.
BUM: Nope.
The U-62 telethon is on the air!
Th-this is unbelievable. Look at these numbers.
TV ANNOUNCER: George Newman.
Maybe we can borrow some money from your Uncle Harvey.
(TICKING)
Hey, I didn't get an umbrella.
(TELEPHONE RINGING)
Mmm.
(WINCES)
I'm your worst nightmare
I'm gonna, I'm gonna eat some corn flakes.
I sound like a broken record!
VOICE ON TV: Hello. I'm Mr. Ed.
- Billy what? - (SPITS)
♪ We got it all on UHF ♪
Big eagle. Big eagle…
Yeah, George?
These are good corn...
I knew this was gonna happen.
Okay, Weaver, listen carefully.
You better come fix it.
♪ All you do is make yourself a TV dinner ♪
- Oh, yeah, yeah. - Get out of my way!
Grinders? … Grinders?
Two years!
- It's really... - George, did you get fired again?
(DOOR OPENS)
Personnel's that way, young lady.
Darlin', let's leave this place right now.
- we can start celebrating. - Yeah, well, uh, listen...
Honey, where's the spatula?
I think it's time you boys paid
♪ We got it all on UHF ♪
♪ We got it all on UHF ♪
not with a bunch of punks broadcasting out of a closet!
I'm the new station manager.
(TOWER CHARGES)
George Newman reacts When Marsupilami comes to DisneyPlus!
George, we're the number one station in town.
into something this community cares about.
Remember, when you buy stock in U-62,
Hey kids where do you want to go To Uncle boredom's outhouse
Can you believe that? I...
♪ Yippee-ei-a ♪
(SCREAMS)
uh-oh. (GEORGE LAUGHS)
He's Conan the Librarian.