Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- (BEEP) - GEORGE: Teri, I'm sorry!

Uh-oh! Bob-o fall down, go boom.

Mr. Bilchik, while you're here in town,

I mean, you've been wandering aimlessly

(LAUGHING) Yeah!

I liked their spatulas so much, I bought the company.

♪ We got it all on UHF ♪

Spatula City! Spatula City!

and forced into weight-loss programs...

Happy birthday, dad

Oh, that's the deed to Channel 62.

So, where's Uncle Harvey? I haven't seen him all night.

You got a long way to go before tomorrow night.

♪ Disconnect the phone ♪

I'd let you have all the time you wanted, but you know,

♪ Swimming pools ♪

Look, kid, if it was up to me,

And it lives at Channel 8. And I've seen it,

Hi! George Newman, U-62.

"broads don't belong in broadcasting"?

♪ That poor mountaineer ♪

Dad? Where's my dad?

This community means as much to me as a festering bowl of dog snot

Grinders? … Grinders? We don’t need no stinking grinders!!!

♪ And no one can talk to a horse, of course ♪

It's certain death for anyone who enters.

liked their spatulas so much bought the company

Yeah, but I've been meaning to start.

for the next three months.

Yeah. Listen, just stall as long as you can.

I mean, isn't it illegal to own two television stations in the same town?

How much did you say that was again?

I want to find the toy.

Look, all I was trying to say...

Send in the janitor.

Happy Father's Day, Dad.

(MUSIC PLAYING)

(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)

♪ Till your brain turns into cottage cheese ♪

We got a winner!

Yeah, I know, I'm sorry about that,

We'll start with yesterday's winner,

(ALL NOISE STOPS)

"Practical Jokes and Bloopers"!

Oh, didn't I tell you?

I got me a real NEAT watch! It's a Rolex!

We've gotta do it fast.

ANNOUNCER: There's lots of fun coming your way

All right, now, just take it easy.

Please, if you don't mind,

Hey, Stanley, congratulations. You really pulled us through.

Hey. Wanna go for a ride?

I can't delay the broadcast

♪ Do wah do wah... ♪

George Newman? You are a selfish,

I don't see it. When did you put it here?

I'll take whatever you got left.

GEORGE: Fletcher...

ANNOUNCER: Sometimes shocking,

That's right, Yappy's Dog Treats.

He delivers us this package. It's supposed to go to R.J. Fletcher.

FLETCHER: I have decided not to tear down the building after all.

can withstand a sudden charge of 60,000 volts.

that your organization is against gun control?

Something blue.

- some real big bubbles. - I'll see what I can do.

IPv6? IPv6? We don't need no stinking IPv6!

(MUSIC PLAYING)

- So what if I am? - I'm John Vickers, F.C.C.

Updates? We don't need no stinking updates!!!

We're losing valuable advertising revenue.

- Hmm? - Hold on.

Você é estúpido Vc é babaca

- Wow, look at that! - You can't do this!

The research file.

Hi. Nice to meet you.

Oh. Well, George...

Oh, hi, George.

♪ Stick around for a while ♪

Aha! ROADMAPS!!

PAM: Yes, ma'am. That's right. Stanley Spadowski.

Okay, Mouseketeers, come on.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

♪ A horse is a horse, of course, of course ♪

you're gonna be in all of 'em.

- Did you have a good flight? - Yeah.

Get out of my office!

(WITH INDIAN ACCENT) Don't move, slimeball.

We're all going for a little ride.

You gotta grab life by the lips

shakes ant farm

(BUTTONS CLACKING)

(TELEPHONE RINGING)

Oh, and he's got these tiny, teeny little legs