Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- That's just the least of it. - (CAR DRAWS UP)
Well, can you page him? I need him at once!
and I know everything there is to know about advertising.
because it's all they've got.
It kept going on about a briefcase.
You find bleeding disgusting, do you?
OK. Ready? Here I go! Whee!
Shut up, you little moron! I'd like to wring your bastard neck!
It said Dennis is an incarnation of evil with a briefcase.
I finally ended up at a specialist who told me I'd given myself an ulcer.
JULIA: "I thought leaving you was going to be so difficult.
- I've been pushing drugs for 20 years. - Look here, I've had enough of this!
They've moved in on the greatest means of communication since the wheel.
anything so as I can give them an idea of the direction you're going in.
Say no more, Julia. Don't say more.
As far as I know, they were completely normal.
Oh, Christ! I think I've woken him up. I'll have to be quick.
The greed is out of control.
Create a crime wave and up will pop some perfectly plausible head-selling police.
Jesus, I've forgotten what I was going to say.
What you'll say next. It's you saying it.
There's no reason to raise your voice.
I'm not talking about atom bombs, darling. I'm talking about hamburgers.
Speak to her of what, boil?
What I have to explain is the mechanics of a holocaust.
Can you hear me, boil?
In where?
There isn't going to be anywhere left to go
- I didn't say anything. - Oh, I see.
Now, you resigned from an important firm with a very highly paid job.
Dennis's psychiatrist thinks it's a good idea to get him back into the swim.
by Christ, they're entitled to them.
That's very rude of you, Mr Bagley.
Wake up, man! We're in mortal peril!
You don't want freedom, do you? You don't even want roads.
I don't think we should do that.
when people are under dreadful mental stress.
The poison quitting my miserable system.
- They're breeding in the sea. - I thought fish did.
BOIL: Breath. For many, the unmentionable.
Mm, in a minute. Just watching this.
if anyone came up with a genuine cure for death!
Without roads, established family favourites would become elitist delicacies.
Now we're going to have a nice dinner, and everything will be normal.
- What's the product? - It's a boil-in-a-bag.
(GROANING AND GASPING)
Barbiturate. They gave you a whopping dose.
Julia...
Shouldn't really be telling you this. It was said in the strictest of confidence.
You're quite wrong. I don't dislike you because of that.
Boeuf bourguignon.
You have got to see a psychiatrist.
And most of all, I'd like to thank Julia for organising it all
At least sit at the table. Bring the cream.
Are you having an affair, Julia?
The other night, she woke up and caught him
They want it! They need it! They positively adore it!
Please be quiet.
It's radical and not without its risks, but I'm certain I can pull it off.
Oh! Oh!
There is no greater freedom than freedom of choice,
shove vitamins in their toilet rolls.
Boil!
- Sorry. - Monica?
We're years ahead of the competition, of course.
Boil busters. The boil busters.
We're living in a shop.
- Stay back! You need help! - I refuse to have that quack in here.
and if it hasn't got a price tag, it isn't worth having.
Cos if you went up, it would save me a job.
- And what's "Zero, zero, zero"? - (SIGHS) It's horrendous. I don't know.
No, no, he's finished. He'll be through Monday, for sure.
MAN ON TV: Oh! What are you doing?
No. Monica.
"But the impossible becomes easy when you have no choice.
And I'll tell you something else. I didn't burst into flames, either.
It's a photostat of an arse from a copying machine.
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
I believe you was unconscious at the time.
Look at you! You've got a polythene bag on your head. You look stark raving mad.
- Who are you? What do you want? - I am your better half.
you'll be smiling at this problem and be back at work.
And everything from a nosh pot to a white sliced
It's grown a moustache!
Cos I tell you, Bristol, any night now,
MAN: There's a lot of boils out there, Bagley.
What do you mean by that?
Maybe I was, but now I've had time to work things out, get everything in perspective.
Why don't you? Do it now while he's asleep?
agitated it, insulted it.
(SIGHS)
They won't be satisfied, not till we're all squatting
You gave the juniors a bit of a tongue-lashing yesterday.
- What on earth are you doing? - I'm reading a newspaper.
If you like, we'd love you along.
Why should a boil suddenly suggest going to France?
BOIL: Who are you talking to, then?
Just look at it in the mirror...