Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And by Christ, Bagley, did I sell some radiators.
- I hope you told him I was out. - Yes, Mr Bagley. You were out.
You've got to remember, as far as he's concerned, I wouldn't be lancing it.
The side that sells toothpaste and soap.
- Sensational. - Can you give me a verbal peek?
- Try massaging your temples. - I've got to give them a date.
You need something tough.
I've had an octopus squatting on my brain for a fortnight,
- BAGLEY: Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! - (BOIL GRUNTING)
I'm not an expert in these things, Julia.
- There. All done. All done. - (GROANING)
I'll do everything I can to harm you!
All right, me. It was me. But I was ill.
You lose. You lose.
All right, I'll get you one, but on one condition.
This gas-fired business had penetrated so deeply into my subconscious,
Oh, Christ, I think I've woken him up. I'll have to be quick.
I know exactly what I'm doing now.
She uses 16 feet six inches of toilet tissue a week
That's right, you cynical bastard.
(DOORBELL RINGING)
BOIL: Mmm. Smells good.
- And not in that order. - But you've always adored fucking.
Once we get it out into the open, it'll be easier to fight.
Clearly, we are looking for a label.
And whee!
- You're being completely irrational. - Irrational?
in exactly the same way as the Arabs fix the price for oil.
she who fills her basket.
That isn't the real world.
Good God, this is a madman!
What would you do?
- I'm talking to it. - I need a cigarette.
Nobody ever remembers a late delivery, Richard. They only remember a bad one.
I know this must be all sort of upsetting for you, darling,
They're turning rainforests into deserts.
You've given it the side that you find intolerable,
♪ I'm not trying to cause a big sensation
BAGLEY: Oh, Julia. Julia, darling.
Please stop that. I think you're ill.
I looked at it in the bathroom mirror, and it spoke to me!
Perhaps. But now, let's have a look at this bully on your neck.
And this is its poisonous mouthpiece.
Just tell me how a boil
Pork pies, turnips, oven parts.
and people with names like Barbara Simmons.
Come upstairs and put something on.
(SNIFFS) I know that smell. Givenchy.
All you've got to do is bugger something up,
You have to do your best to get him there.
which I'm afraid I don't have time to go into now.
They're gonna get it bigger and brighter and better!
BAGLEY: I don't want to go back in there.
Things like that are always happening
It'll all be over in the morning.
Roads represent a fundamental right of man
- Do you mind? - The tits were spread with peanut butter!
If you look at the market research...
- I can't. I've got to see Bristol. - You're not gonna be much use.
And that is its health-giving ingredient we will sell.
We could leave in a week or so.
You're totally worn out, both physically and emotionally.
"and we packed this shit into every tube.
- See? She's a meat-eating vegan. - I do not eat meat!
Oh! You don't have to hold me quite so tightly, Dennis.
We're leaving in less than an hour.
Anyway. That's not actually what I wanted to talk about.
(SIGHS) All right, I'll get you one. But on one condition.
♪ Talkin' about my generation ♪ This is my generation
I hardly see a pork pie's got anything to do with it.
There's a splendid example of what he's talking about outside our building.
I only want one. I don't smoke.
to come roaring across the desert and attack them from behind.
'Ere, you know why I grew it? Big Granddad.
- You're not really trying, you know. - Trying what?
Even if it says something that might be of relevance?
And I know Mrs, Wallace, God bless her, has noticed it too.
- Hello, Penny. Lovely party. - Super.
- Paddington drug orgy. - Huh.
"But at night, I'm a woman,
but I've been worried sick about boils for a fortnight.
Just thought you might be interested in a little light rabbit to while the time away.
I'm completing a process of natural selection.
we also encourage her to reward herself with little treats,
I think you're probably right. Not now, Sheila.
I don't approve of its rejection. I can no longer tolerate it.