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Well, thank God for Twitchy. He really saved us.
Your personal trainer caused some controversy recently
Well, that's not the haircut.
and I live in the real America.
The public will vote for anybody they recognize.
Go fuck yourself, "Jack and the Giant Freakstalk."
And if you can't stand the heat, buy asbestos panties.
Gets me aroused. Sorry, I meant roused.
- Oh! - Oh. I didn't even recognize you.
Ten bucks he says, "Bring back the draft."
I don't enjoy touching children's faces.
Everybody here doesn't hate me, right?
- That's manager. - Manager. That's fine.
Yeah, well, then we use the drawdown-lockdown.
I don't care, Mike. Just get Wendy here, okay?
Mike, I haven't gotten any questions about her hair.
- Nothing. - Nothing.
to highly skilled, legal immigrant workers.
To... plug up the plug hole.
the hole is the hole.
Well, I don't just manage, ma'am, I coach.
Number one... we need to reform.
The focus groups love him.
- Thank you. - Okay.
Okay, Thornhill knows how to throw a ball.
but I did learn that he used to be a soldier.
What you need is some coaching.
- Angela. - It is... huh?
Well, right now I'm coming across pretty hard-lined,
The twitch is back, yeah. I cannot believe it.
I'm sorry, Gary. You lost me at "Hello."
We don't wanna go down the hole.
- She's a reporter. - Shut up.
the uninterruptability of this meeting.
- and because I need your brain. - Thank you.