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They're solid as a rock, rock, rock.
because the rest of your day is a logistical hell.
but then Selina said that he didn't,
Jesus, that is a wicked twitch.
- No. - Madam Vice President, 30 seconds to air.
Very good. Now compare yourself to Lincoln and Buddha.
here at the University of New Hampshire...
It's especially true with opening debates.
And now to you, Madam Vice President.
- Very good. - What is it with you two?
- You go right ahead. - Thank you. I just wanted to make sure
- Don't do it. - It's too much buildup.
Maybe a fourth R? Maybe just "relax."
we can make it an affair to remember.
Don't sweat it.
No, don't look at the twitch. Focus on the "dead dad lady."
As in "honey." That doesn't work.
They've got more flip-flops than the cast of "Baywatch."
- but was too afraid to ask for. - Right.
I make the decisions in my office,
I'm talking about the dog.
Our line can be "Thornhill's hitting home runs and away runs."
- Thornhill had an affair? - What the hell is wrong with you?
...immigrants whose descendants, of course, run companies.
Yeah, is there a smoking condom?
Ma'am, this is the haircut that your head has always wanted,
I just want to say I'm sorry if I wasn't very sympathetic
We need to repel the enemies of America.
You don't have the facial gravitas for a beard.
I wouldn't say "repel" is a strong word.
and then into the hole... or off the map.
Successful companies like Clovis in Silicon Valley,
Are we all allowed to speak at once now?
I know. It seems every time she says "repel,"
FLOTUS? What about FLOTUS?
- We need to out this affair. - Yeah, we do.
Former Secretary of Defense George Maddox.
- That's good, I like that. - Thanks, guys.
No, I didn't. Remember that third R.
the plug as well.
where I had the good fortune to visit earlier this year.
So now you have to tell me about FLOTUS.
- Yeah. - Yeah?
that Thornhill might have had an affair.
she attracts more voters.
She does not say nay to Ray. You know what I'm sayin'?
Boy, I do not know what I saw in you.
and I'm coming off as too soft,
You gonna hit one out of the park, "Shoeless Joe"?
And I'm absolutely gonna get to that.
by saying I would like to be the first
We need to find the "smoking hon'."
Oh, Jesus, Kent. It was, like, three weeks ago.
But we wanna stay above the hole.
- "Reform, reaffirm, renew." - No, "renew."
- Mm-hmm. - And I'm still very sorry that I... you know,
She's become distracted by the trappings of her office.
No...
to your, you know, mental head issues.
See? Basilly brain-dead. Don't worry.
I call it my "three Rs."