Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Gary, get the hell out of my marriage. - Okay, got it.
I'll be better when you walk away.
any hardworking Americans.
- by our "pinch hitter" over here. - You never know.
Just stop saying "hole."
Oh...
Well, I'm glad you raised that issue, Madam Vice President.
you won't go down that hole.
She's not my dog, Amy... who actually isn't very well at the moment.
know-nothing congressman from 'Shit Stain, ' Nevada,
Oh, there she is. Hey, tiger.
- to each of the candidates. - Thank you.
and, indeed, become role models,
- "fingering the dyke." - Oh, Mike. Why are you so angry?
Learned that several times.
Eight years ago? It could have been anyone. Could have been Ben.
- You do? - Mm-hmm, yeah.
for "racist," "right wing," and "racist."
Thornhill's dial tests are off the dial.
Now, as a military man, I know that true leadership
Uh, ma'am, I just wanna say again... thank you.
Get me some fruit, some mango.
Position on immigration.
Think of all the lesbian jokes we're gonna have to suffer.
- Thank you. - Is the twitch really bad?
until you find the right one.
Look at him throwing his water everywhere.
takes strategy, it takes planning, it takes a vision.
Yeah. She looks like k.d. lang.
- Hey. - Hey, relax. It's a puff piece, all right?
- to talk about personal trainers
Oh, I wonder if we should take a picture.
- Kent is ex-Sec Def Maddox. - Ooh.
Yeah, okay. That's not reassuring.
It's a language that I feel
I just can't seem to get him out of my hair.
Fuck Broadway. This is real acting.
- Gary. Gary! - What do you think of the new cut, huh?
- That hat was crazy. - I did not have anything to do with that.
- No, no. - No.
And I'm absolutely gonna get to that
Before I answer it, I'd like to start off
Because if they're in the hole, how are you gonna get out?
We're getting ready for showtime.
"Daddy, you fuckin' blew it!"
- Actual heads. - God, I love this kind of talk.
I feel your pain. You okay?
And that is something that I am confident,
They put them to work in grottos
We got out the other side stronger than ever.