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Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome
Great. I do want to answer that question.
There's probably a more up-to-date reference we could...
- Welcome to the University of New Hampshire. - Thank you.
Angela. Right, right, right.
- You're talking to me now. - I was just practicing.
You didn't say anything about FLOTUS, did you?
Why a plug?
God, look at Pierce.
"Reaffirm, reform, renew."
- Sure am, boss. Sure am. - Yep, yep.
Joe Thornhill.
well, I guess you'll just have happy memories
That would explain the Hitler haircut.
Getting nothing here.
the third R.
We need to repel criminals,
- Ma'am? - Did you notice?
You don't have the facial gravitas for a beard.
Well, the...
W-we think it's young... makes her look younger,
All right, say who's gonna be president!
That's what I just said, renew.
My parents did not allow me to play sports
actual and general air of.
Seems to me the vice president has taken her eye off the ball.
- Americano, dash of cow. - Thanks.
- Secretary Maddox? - Hmm?
- Welcome to debate prep. - Oh, good.
I'm talking about words like...
It's a simple and direct language.
Well, don't get me started.
It supposedly happened about eight years ago.
Look at my muscly chest. Vote for me."
I wanna bring everybody above the hole.
- Thank you. - Coffee for the Golden Bear.
But don't ever go schizo-titzo on me again.