Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

All right? We can't let her win. She...

I thought, "There's no way."

Okay, I got it, I got it.

I mean, we're the first ones down here in 500 years.

NATE [OVER EARBUD]: Uh, your girlfriend seems pissed.

[QUIET CHATTER, LAUGHTER]

- Whoa, whoa, whoa! - Whoa!

[GRUNTS, GASPS]

♪ Then it's lights-out Ooh, ooh ♪

[GRUNTING AND GROANING CONTINUE]

by the trousers and get him by the balls!

Nothing I could do.

Out of the way! Move, move, move!

to find the journal.

That's not true. People love me.

You're still harboring feelings

[WHISTLES] Hey. [SNAPS FINGERS]

[FRUSTRATED GRUNTING]

I'm not gonna do that. We're in a church, man.

I don't want her getting scratched.

At least, that...

It's a false top.

[SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE]

♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

- Is it okay? - Let's go.

- was talk about you. - So that's what this is about.

Well, good thing they didn't, or we wouldn't be here, right?

I mean, I got that far on my own.

makes them greedy, makes them selfish...

[PEOPLE GASPING, MURMURING]

Look, I'd hate me, too.

Our fortune is dipped in blood.

Hey, kid, slow down.

SULLY: You're gonna have to be more specific.

I'm coming with you.

- Save it, Victor. - [DOOR OPENS]

Hey, I got an arrow pointing this way.

If I lose, so do you.

[BOTH GRUNTING]

♪ But I don't pay no mind ♪

You're a good guy, Nate.

We never saw him again.

so tomorrow's the earliest we can poke around.

Actually, that's a good point.

[GRUNTING AND GROANING]

["TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN" BY WZRD BLD PLAYING]

You're gonna be dead before you can smoke it.

[MEN SCREAMING]

Uh, it said, "Trust in your fellow man,

I'm making the arrangements.

Y-You are a collector?

SULLY: I found it.

- [BLADE SLASHES] - [ARMANDO GROANS]

Your brother believed that there was a final piece.

I'm gonna go this way.

Are you kidding me, kid? For real?

Nuns. Why's it always got to be nuns?

It's property of the Philippines now.

All right, then what are you waiting for? Get a move on.

[LAUGHING] What...

"There's a whole world you haven't seen, but you will."

- Turn. - [RUMBLES]

Chloe has the other cross.

is the day I restore the Moncadas' fortune.

so if he did try to tell me something, it...

Um... There's one card

I said I'm coming with you.

Be careful when you load her.

[GRUNTS, PANTS]

♪ 'Bout time That I take control ♪

CHLOE: Forget the grate and look.

[MONCADA GRUNTS]

I need another set of hands on it.

swore he'd come back, but he never did.

and we know who has it: a Miss Chloe Frazer.

Also known as the Infamous 18.

Say hi to your brother for me, will you?

[SPEAKS SPANISH]

All right, hang on.

A fighter to the bitter end.

What happened to my brother?

Like one big happy family.

Wow. That's your expert analysis?

Like four to six billion.

Raise the anchor! Hoist the mainsail!

Chloe, please tell me what happened to my brother.

Yeah, it is. Come on.

And what's with the cat?

I won't, but thank you.

- You asked for that. - Thank you.

Hey, look, I don't know what happened between you two,

Just put the gun down.

It looks like the lassie's boosted.

You need to give that thing up already.

These trips were hugely expensive back then.

♪ How's my little lady In the New York snow? ♪

We went down to the captain's tomb together

You’ve been transported to the timeline where Nintendo never released a 2006 home console, but still created its successor