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All right, Jake, here it is, the latest Vengeance.
The annual blood drive is upon us
He's probably out getting a cake shaped like a cancerous white blood cell.
You were asleep for the last one.
Actually, I ran there in a foam needle suit, but you don't care.
not to help Bernie score a slice of Episcopalian tail on opening night.
Are you ready to run the extra mile?
Worse.
I can't believe you think I'd do this with you. Are you insane?
That and your amazing ability to switch back and forth seamlessly
as the hospital's new mascot,
Or should I say you have a person stuck around you, little guy?
See, that's the thing about being an extra mile guy.
Cootchie-cootchie.
I love sports.
and he was on an IV, so he couldn't have gotten very far.
You put him on penicillin, but he was allergic, so you put him on vancomycin.