Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh. Where's Cook?

Merry fucking Christmas.

and he wouldn't know any fucking difference.

Actually, there aren't such things as endings at all,

You gotta be shitting me. Good luck with the shakes.

And if we got no access to the building, we got no access to the safe.

Hey, don't forget to remind people,

You know, they'd grant Charles Manson fucking parole if it wasn't for one thing.

Willie, what are you doing? Did you get yourself stuck up there?

so we're perfect for each other.

You think it was raining presents in my backyard when I was a kid?

Hey, you know why we call him "shitstick"?

- Or is it the dwarf? - Regent.

Just hurry your ass!

- But surely, you jerked off or... - You mean masturbate, don't you?

- I met Regent... - Wait a minute, hang on.

- You're the talent, not him. - Hey, Randall!

♪ 'Round yon virgin mother and child ♪

- or whatever it was? - What the fuck you say?

What the... Am I tripping?

- Let go of me. - Aw!

gigity goo fuck your wife like that

N ice job on the safe, though. Yeah, I'm real proud of you.

Listen, I'll tell you what,

Can you still crack a safe?

I'm talking Chrysler 300, factory-direct, fully loaded.

All right, let's sync them up, boys. At 7:45, the power goes down.

Darlene says I should put butter on my hand, but that's stupid.

You know the rules and you're flouting them.

♪ Lots of mistletoe ♪

...you can only puke in somebody's lap so many times

Keep poking it in there till he spits up.

♪ Jingle all the way ♪

And Willie was in such a hurry to get me my elephant

- Is this an emergency? - No.

- That's a level-nine surveillance. - Yeah.

I have no idea what that shit is.

Do you ever feel like you hit rock bottom?

and you gotta go and take a dump on that too.

- You're really fun, but just... - I'm not tall enough for you?

- You sweet little muskrat. - Don't get all choked up.

A guy who if I asked him to choke me, would enjoy it just a little too much.

and finance the whole operation.

♪ Holy night ♪

Uh, I don't know. Some vodka...

Now, you stand behind her and drop your rig.

Thank you for helping us out again.

No, I waited for you.

- Hey, Homeo, you got the key? - I'm gonna need a little more time.

Well, fuck a duck. Anyway, uh, the point is that I miss this.

I just don't want you hacking up your lung in my drink, okay?

I'm sorry, what?

Alcohol led me to make some not-so-good choices.

How you doing, beautiful?

Never mind. What the fuck are you doing?

♪ Well, you be a real good little baby Santa Claus is back in town ♪

Okay, shitstick, just give me back the money for the train ticket,

Uh, I can't say I feel the same.

You just pipe down about the family stuff, okay?

You sure it was a phone ring? Might have just been the fan turning over.

- ♪ Well, you be a real good little baby ♪ - Hey, hey, hey!

Aw, come on, we're having family time here.

- All right. I'll see you. - Bye, Willie.

♪ Down your chimney tonight Ooh ♪

fuck me really hard bryan make me cum

Bye, Elf. Bye, Willie's mom.

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Ronald Davis. I was told you have a suit to fit me.

we ring the bell, just like the rest of the volunteers.

Don't let the door hit you in the ass.

Yeah, you damn right I got a problem with it.

- I got your sandwich, baby. - Willie, I made you a sandwich.

Look, I, I put up with a lot of shit from kids...

But, you see...

I'll tell you why I care. Because the world's a fucking shit hole.