Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, yeah, she's something. I'm sure they only made one of her.

- Ten dollars or more. - Okay.

- You didn't tell me to bring a coat. - I didn't tell you to come.

Yeah. I found this in the bedside table.

Yeah, we'll get a pizza. No sweat.

♪ Heavenly hosts sing hallelujah ♪

Now, see? Who the fuck does he think he is talking to you that way?

- Is that close to Chicago? - No.

You tried to murder me, you little prick. Remember that?

So they made me a full-time sandwich consultant.

You got all these great guys.

- Go figure. - Why the fuck would you call me?

What's she doing with that shoe? Oh, God!

Come on, baby. Come on.

Put that shit away.

Maybe I don't blame you. But things change at the end of the road.

And if you don't have cash, you can always text XMAS 999...

♪ Fa la la la la la la la la ♪

♪ All is bright ♪

You got one job this time. Open a safe.

Daddy Fuck me like your dirty little slut

checking their list twice.

- Goddamn, did you eat your own shit? - No, I've been eating caramels.

I'm in fucking Chicago, kid.

Christina Hendricks

Probably take me about three minutes. Three and a half tops.

Hey, Greta. Could you, uh, get me a rag and a real drink, please?

I need full dossier on a Randall Cook.

Yes, I said "dossier."

And if a fight breaks out, go straight for the nuts or gouge an eye out.

Damn it, Willie. Hurry up! We're gonna miss our train.

You know what, I think you're some kind of pervert

- I'm all ears. How wild? - What?

Lying little fuck.

Kid, get over here and take your pants off.

Oh, yeah. Who's got the pussy lips now, motherfucker?

- Are you out of your goddamn mind? - A hug from Santa!

Fuck me, Santa! Fuck me, Santa!

Not so big now, are you?

Romantic proposal at Bad Santa party By Snupy Dooley

But I thought your dad was the one you hated.

- We still got it, kid. - Yeah, I guess so.

Five-ways? How many holes do you have?

then what the fuck is it?

Bullshit. No fucking way. Fucking cash only.

But I think I can sneak you guys in. Come on.

Giving City is a charity at 98 cents every dollar

Hooker being Scrooge?? Half Off for Holidays!!

Don't say "Mama." No mom stuff!

Anyway, I think you ought to be working the sexual angle with her,

Well, according to this report,

- Hey, you're wet. - No shit. What can I do for you?

So if a happy ending is staring at you right in the fucking face,

Why do you have to go so soon? We just got back together.

washed it down with a liter of this gin...

Anyway, it took this new set of teeth to finally see the light.

- You're not mad, are you? - Mad? No. Because I get you.

- Can I fix you a sandwich? - No.

World's gonna be a better place without the fucking Sokes in it.

No, I don't do that.

But if we get fired, we got no access to the building.

- Why's that such a surprise? - Well...

I sure did. In my late 20's.

- Maybe he's an alcoholic. - Brilliant insight, Dorfman.

- Don't worry, I'm fine. - I'm not worried.

♪ Sleep in heavenly peace ♪

He heard a noise in the fucking vent. What's the big deal?

What... What is that?

♪ Merry Merry Christmas ♪

Why the fuck were they at an AA meeting?

I'm gonna spend my whole day with a bunch of damn kids on my lap?

where they put the "whee" in wheels.

End-of-the-year accounting stuff.

Ah, rohypnol. Excellent icebreaker.

- Start over. - ♪ Oh yeah candles burning low ♪

- What? Why would I want a tree? - So we can spend Christmas together.

Mind giving me a hand over here?

and I didn't even get a chance to smell that pussy.

You mean a living fucking nightmare? Why didn't you say so? I'm in.

You see me walking backwards, asshole? I'm coming.

- Ah! - I even almost had a friend once.

- Fuck me, Santa! - There you go.

And you're the family I picked.

No, I suppose they don't.

And I could still fill that shot glass with this man's jizz.

And the kid, he still creeps around every now and then