Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Would you like to join us, Thurman?
- You fucking shot me! - I told you I would. You never listen.
Well, if you don't make it, son, I got a cigar box, make a nice casket.
She'll have one, so don't worry about that.
and you can drop them off at the front desk, please.
- Yeah? What's that? - A hug.
turn him into gold and but, see, I...
- What are you doing, runt? - It's called thinning the herd.
Fucking associate. No goddamn way.
Willie, stop! Willie!
Oh.
Fine, get in.
Look, Ronald, I'm just gonna cut to the chase here.
♪ Everybody shake your ungh ♪
Crazy bitch had me all turned around with her magical Laotian pussy.
Willie?
- He keeps trying to make me a sandwich. - That's what he does.
- No, I'm not coming home for Christmas. - Chicago's in the Midwest, Willie.
- There you go. - There you go. Thank you. See you later.
I don't know.
Dorfman, get up here.
Are you shitting me? I mean, look around here.
We were partners.
When it's right, it's right. I feel it, you feel it?
♪ From Atlantic to Pacific ♪
Why don't I watch my dick go in and out of your wife's pussy lips while I'm at it?
- Oh, you do, do you? - Maybe a little.
and you're afraid I'm muscling in on your fucking fondle territory.
♪ Christmas ♪
Yeah, I guess there have been a few dull bright spots here and there.
I’m not anything like you
- Call of Duty Black Ops III... - I don't know what you're talking about.
Because we don't allow alcohol or drugs of any kind at Giving City.
Okay, you wanna share half of your take with him?
♪ Wish you a Merry Christmas, baby ♪
Arrested? Christ! William.
because they're so low to the ground already?
- You look gorgeous. - Amazing. H I, good to see you.
Let us through right now. We're chasing a suspect.
Goddamn. You're 21 already. That's creepy.
All right.
You see that?
Done ate ten pounds of lobster
Shitstick! What's it been? Fifteen years? Twen...
Would anyone else care to share?
The best Christmas gifts are always a surprise.
We gotta get rid of this van and split up.
I'm a good girl but sometimes I need to be bad.
that's not that big of a fucking deal, see.
But as far as Christmas miracles go, shit, I don't know.
You're gonna need a raincoat.
Now where's your fucking midget? It's getting late.
Bad boys, you know. Guys who don't give a fuck and treat me like shit.
Goddamn it. You gotta be shitting me.
Drop your weapons! Put your hands in the...
When I was at the pen, everyone called me tripod.
This looks like it might fit.
- Found this on the coffee table. - Well, hoo-fucking-rah, William.
I tried seducing the girl myself but she's strictly dickly.
Regent likes to focus on the business, but I'm like you.
♪ Shake it to the left Shake it to the right ♪
♪ And wish you a Merry Christmas, baby ♪
- Hello. - Hi, Willie.
Project X Zone Two, Assassin's Creed Chronicles Trilogy, As...
Give me some. Yeah.
And like the kid says, "The best gifts are always a surprise. "
U m, I ain't exactly what you call the romantic type, you know.
- I even got minis for the midget. - Don't you ever fucking call me that.
Sounds like a happy ending, don't it?
Let's go.
♪ Glories stream from heaven afar ♪
Show these boys to the line-up. They're late.
I don't know.
who couldn't find his fat ass with both hands,
- I get to wear this? - Of course you do.
Oh, hey!
before the romance takes a shit.
August 4th
♪ Walking in a winter wonderland ♪
♪ Lots of snow and ice ♪
And that made the policemen really mad. So they followed him back to the house.
Well, Dorfman, last time I checked, fans don't "Pop That Pussy."
- Be my guest. - You know, I don't fucking get you.
- Is this your spawn? - Do I look like I made him?
- Anyway, the drinking had to stop. - Yeah, I guess so.
What the hell are you looking at me so funny for?
then we're square.
- Lock it down. The whole building! - We're on a level-ten lockdown.
if they couldn't cram your three-foot ass in there.
Well, then, cut him loose. Set some boundaries, for chrissake.