Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Do you know Willie? - Willie? No.

Regent Hastings.

Now you're asking the right questions, shitstick.

and rub one out right now.

You don't understand, it was bad. Three-ways, five-ways...

Do you want me to get you a Christmas tree?

Now we're gonna get this party started with an old favorite.

I got a whole Instagram of that shit of me tea-bagging you.

- I never gave you this. - Thank you. Thank you.

♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride And sing these songs tonight ♪

- You conned me, you little prick. - Fuck you!

Volunteers, staff. If you're interested, you could join us.

- Come on. - No.

Lucky for you, Giving City has a high standing in the community,

Fine! A file, then.

I'd like to get you in that back seat there.

♪ Everywhere we go ♪

Sweet Jesus, you made it!

Did you even score once while I was away?

Regent and I haven't had sex in over a decade.

Of course, it's harder for the girl because she's gotta get off

See that? I told you. I knew he didn't have it in him.

Aren't they great?

Maybe you can just talk to me if that's easier.

- Are you still gonna pop my cherry? - Am I gonna what?

But they know your work.

He's fucking Alice.

Shit Happens That's Fucking Beautiful

- Oh, yeah. - Hey, it's only scary the first time.

♪ Merry Merry Christmas ♪

What the fuck? Hang on a second.

You never got me a gift in my entire fucking life.

And that was just to keep warm out there. I'm freezing my nuts off.

He should show you some respect.

I'm talking two mil here.

okay clock it okay clock it

- You 100 percent sure he's not yours? - Yeah.

Well, one thing hasn't changed. You still hit like your fucking father.

So if you can't bring your A game, don't even try.

a very special member of our choir.

I am not that kind of person. I get wild.

Let go of the bag, William. Let go of the bag.

- It's the only way in. - Ah, shit, how are we gonna get that?

You did this whole fucking thing

You think I was really ready to be a mom at 13?

Because even when he was a baby, he tried to butt-fuck everything.

Hey, hang on a second. She's got the money, I'm just a fucking guy!

Will you keep it down, man. Moron.

because they'll try.

You made me take the fall for you when I was 11.

Ow! Bottles! Recycle that shit!

Well, let's get to it. I gotta pick up my grandson from ballet.

♪ Move your feet Come on ♪

And I thought my family was fucked.

Copy. Ladies' room is already taken care of.

So how long is the kid staying here?

I mean, he's just steamed a little bit. He'll be fine.

Why? You got a problem with that?

Well, knock yourselves out. I'm getting the fuck out of here.

Nothing but an old address somewhere outside Albany.

She don't get a fucking nickel of what's in that safe. Get me?

♪ Holy night ♪

You filthy, dirty...

and stay away from the nuts?

I never sucked jizz out of nobody's ass. I mean, with a straw.

- Miserable fucks, both of you. - Mm.

Well, it looks to me like you jackals already got the whole job figured out.

But Lois got all up in my kitchen.