Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

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It's loaded now. You're good to go.

These little buckets here, they're filled with cash,

♪ Pop that pussy Hey, pop that pussy, baby ♪

Oh! What the fuck is tha... Oh, shit! No!

She was about 150 fucking years old, anyway.

Well, that can't be more than half a million, 600 tops.

I didn't exactly have to talk her into it. She was wetter than Lake Michigan.

♪ My favorite time of the year ♪

♪ And some homemade pumpkin pie ♪

Good one, shitstick.

Both shoes. And you have to watch.

No, I mean hurry up and cum. I can hear someone.

So like I was saying, finish filling out these forms

- Okay, flip over. - Fine. Bring it.

- What? - Call me Santa.

But even when I was in the joint, I thought of you.

Maybe if you put your thumb up my ass?

Or a good drunk when I didn't choke on my own vomit.

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I cleaned your apartment, Willie. And I fed your insects.

Every year, these rich assholes throw this huge party to benefit the needy kids.

♪ Hang up your pretty stockings And turn off the light ♪

Wait, hang on a second. What are you doing in fucking Chicago?

Ooh, no teeth. That's hot.

It's got a lot of paper trash in it,

Not that I would know.

- Even though I'm all alone. - You're not all alone.

So you're not coming back for Christmas?

- That was some fine crustacean. - Yeah.

And that's why I followed you to Chicago.

then maybe, just maybe, I'll pencil you in.

Cut that shit out. We're not back together.

You're lucky. See, ma'am? Yours got all their parts.

take aim and blow it in there.

Now, if you're six foot five and they called you tripod,

- I'm busy. - I said get in the van.

You know what, you'd better hope the orphans don't riot.

Not working with that poison bitch. Never again.

You're outta your fucking skull.

Well, if your legs are six inches long,

I'm the one that's been in prison for ten years.

Well, you know something, Mama?

This is what happens when you screw your cousins.

I traveled all the way across the country to rob a goddamn charity?

You think I want this piece of shit? Fuck you!

Because you the only two people I know. Why would you call?

♪ Well, it's Christmas time, pretty baby ♪

They're blanks, Willie.

- Get away! - Fuck you!

♪ You can't beat home sweet home ♪

Oh, wait, wait. That's not my... H uh.

Bringing food and shelter to those in need."

I just wanted to invite you to the Christmas concert tomorrow, Willie.

so you won't get charged.

Okay, if you want me in on this, it's you and me against her.

I've been chasing your ass off ever since I fucking met you.

is ripping off the goddamn charity?

I wanted to surprise you for Christmas.

Hey! Hey! Open the door!

And when do you pull your little Roy Rogers pistol out on me again?

Listen kid, seriously. You're all grown-up and shit now, okay?

And I'm going to have to ask you to suck my fucking dick.

if they don't have cash, they can always text in their donation.

♪ Holy infant so tender and mild ♪

♪ For the holidays You can't beat home sweet home ♪

Write it down on a piece of paper and bring it back to Santy, will you?

We all participate.

- He's Charles Manson. - I get it.

And you'd just, you'd just squint your little...