Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm 21 . Officially a man.

The concert's in five days.

didn't put it in my ass, I had to go and get pregnant.

but then they shot him like eight times in the back.

Well, good. I'll tell them you said hello, okay?

What are you gonna do? Try and kill yourself again?

Nothing and no one is getting in the way of me spreading my joy!

And it's actually better because then you get to pick the people

Hey. We still good for tomorrow? The plan.

I mean, give a broke-dick motherfucker a chance, will you?

You can't have every stray following you around like a lost puppy.

♪ Down to Dixie's sunny shore ♪

Will you be able to find me at my grandma's house in Grand Rapids?

It's gonna be the easiest 20 bucks you ever made.

- Three minutes, Willie, come on! - Shut the fuck up! I can't hear.

- I think he knows better by now, okay? - Hey, hey, hey.

Hey, listen, can you kind of stay up on the business end

- So that's what smells like nut sack. - Boy, have a beer.

What do you want, a fucking jackhammer? Goddamn, I nearly broke my fucking pelvis.

And that's our target. Right here.

Uh, happy holidays, Mr. Cook. Consider your freedom a gift from me.

The stage is yours.

I'm in this for the dough, period. You get me?

- ♪ Holy night ♪ - Oh, my gosh.

Because no one's going to be at our Chicago house for two weeks.

Yeah. Okay, All right. Good deal.

Randall sounds Irish. I want something whiter.

But, um, I gotta tell you, you got gigantic titties.

You know the rules and you're flouting them

Ain't that but a bitch!

♪ All these things and more ♪

Oh, yeah. Don't worry. I'll find you. But, hey, do Santy a favor, will you?

I'm saying, do you think she knows that her fucking husband

Well, I'd like to say it's because I've missed you, my angel.

You don't stop till I say stop!

♪ How he came to life one day ♪

I'll make sure she knows you got the hots for her.

This is really not the right place for you to be, okay?

What, do you have a speaker up there?

And then, you can go to the common room and pick up your uniforms.

- And that's no shit. - Um... thanks?

has been one long fucking miserable nightmare most of the time.

♪ And the snow is falling on the ground ♪

As you know, Christmas is a time for giving.

♪ Christmas, Christmas ♪

Then, you're gonna see something that looks like some kind of Japanese food.

- because he seems like the shy type. - Okay.

Christ, am I the only one getting anything done here tonight?

Like sex? Or booze?

The money you helped us raise, it gave Christmas to these kids.

Well, you don't see something like that every day.

I was just telling your mom how you're a hero.

That's a lot of fat-ass bitches and whiskey.

Evacuate the concert! And search everyone.

I need a refill.

So can you come? And then maybe after we can go to SantaCon or...

fuck me really hard wierd sounds

Now, hang on a second. You're firing me?

Goddamn. Are you a complete fucking retard?

- Cook, let's go. - See you in my dreams, chief.

You get one hit of me and you'll be addicted.

How we looking, Alice?

Where the fuck have you been? We gotta lock everything down for tomorrow.

Oh, God! Oh, make Mama cum.

He'd love to, darling. Strong, strapping man like him.

Recon. Good. We'll go tonight.

Is the oven on? Are you making Hot Pockets?

- Goddamn. - That's Diane Hastings.

♪ For the holidays ♪

Just a sign of a weak liver.

Because I didn't want you to spend Christmas alone.

Excuse me... little people, we had Willie.

- Who? - You know, the redheaded gal, Diane.

and just fuck that pussy like you can't imagine.

♪ Silent night ♪

Okay, call Detective O'Neill at Precinct 12.

♪ Frosty the Snowman Is a fairy tale they say ♪

For his own good.

All right, honey. Good girl.

When you walk out those doors, you're representing us.