Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Do you not take a hint? I fucking told you that I ain't that guy.
Halle-fucking-lujah!
- I said I don't give a shit, okay? - Fine. I get it. You're mad at me.
- Hello. What's your name? - I'm Thurman. Thurman Merman.
Yeah, well, I want a hand release but you don't see me holding my breath, do you?
And then I'd... spit them right in your little mouth.
But I don't mind. I'm just into, you know, more mature, experienced guys.
- What? - Go on and say it.
Not a man or a woman or an animal or anything.
- You run the joint. - Cook, you crack me up.
It's my birthday.
- Not arrested. I was detained. - Yeah. Shot of gin.
- Later, Opal. - Mm-hmm.
All right. Fifty, or I'll just go get your mother.
- Don't blame it on the snapper. - I was pussy-blind. I'm ashamed.
But, uh, in the meantime, let's you and me head out, all right?
You should be throwing me a fucking parade.
Willie?
I guess there is a God.
I'm gonna live like a king this time.
I'm talking microphones, cameras, everything.
I said I fucking handled it. What are you, deaf?
And tear your little panties off and get that ass in my face
And August. Yeah.
I'll see if I can find you a cat somewhere.
Goddamn it, let go of the fucking bag!
Yeah? Well, you keep telling yourself that.
♪ Shake it to the left Shake it to the right ♪
- No, more. - Oh, fuck me, Santa!
I'll up your commission to five percent.
Hey! You get that key?
- You are hurting inside. - Is that right?
- I like your confidence. - I'd light you up like the Fourth of July.
Well, there's no sense in us both going down.
Ah, fuck.
Daddy Fuck me like a dirty little slut
Goddamn it.
Now please join me in welcoming the Giving City Children's Choir.
You are standing on my spot.
Oh!
and the drummer that didn't have shit to give him but some perfume...
I gotta see who the dingleberry gives his last rose to,
- Look, I'll try to make it. Okay? - Okay. I'll look for you, Willie.
Concert's tomorrow night. So you better step up, buddy boy.
Hell, I didn't even know I'd given birth until I tripped over him.
Yeah, well, I want a hand release,
- We'll cut her out after the grab. - Damn right.
I hate your guts, motherfucker. But business is business.
Fucking dimes? Are you shitting me?
Just think of the damage we could do. Just the two of us. All the time.
Oh, yes. I have it right here.
- You got 60 bucks? - No.
I'm a good girl but sometimes I need to be bad.
♪ Christmas, Christmas, Christmas ♪
You know, some people can have one drink and they're fine.
- And now I'm here to make it up to you. - Why are you even out of the joint anyway?
And the King Midas or one of them threatened to cut the kid in half,
Guess I did learn one thing about family from that crazy bitch.
Hey. You know what? I got you a gift.
Oops!
- Today is your fucking birthday? - Uh-huh.
♪ Christ the savior is born ♪
- Where's your friend at? - I ain't got any fucking friends!
♪ And the snow is falling on the ground ♪
I said I'd get it done by somebody else.
♪ Holy infant so tender and mild ♪
Well, you better be.
Well, I always wanted to shit on a tattooed dick
♪ Christmas, Christmas ♪
- Sure you won't die up there? - I've done smaller spaces, trust me.
Well, fuck, that's all we got.
He can't even crack his own ass. Fuck that.
You better get out of here.
♪ Christ the savior is born ♪
You must be high on some strong shit, Willie.
♪ O'er the fields we go Laughing all the way ♪
Okay, so here's how it's gonna go down. He's already asked me where his cherry is.
For a minute there, I thought you were going soft.
It's a heavy deal for me. Pretty damn heavy.
- A fucking sultan! - Not in this lifetime, Sparky.