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You fucking perverted fucking asshole!
♪ Choirs singing carols ♪
Huh? We were gonna wait at least another year.
Told her I'd go to an AA meeting with her.
That sofa folds out, so you guys can fight over that.
♪ Dashing through the snow In a one-horse open sleigh ♪
But I got a touch of the Parkinson's and my hearing ain't what it used to be,
She's in heaven with God, you know. Watching me.
What are you, the fucking FBI? That place is gonna be crowded.
Four thousand followers and counting, motherfucker. Ha-ha!
Willie! Hey, Willie!
Copy, checking.
I'm singing in the choir.
gigity goo gigity goo
When I said this was my last job, I meant it was my last job with you.
Not my dad, other people's dads. They're the best.
♪ Christmas everywhere ♪
Are you talking about the true meaning of Christmas?
Well, you're the genius who left your ringer on.
- We'll get it on the way out. - Gina!
Oh, how could I have forgotten?
You motorboat that O-button till she's speaking in tongues.
He's always been too goddamn soft. Probably because he was born early.
It's okay to like what you see. I like what I see.
and he squirrels them away in an offshore account.
No, come on. You remember.
- Fuck! - What you got?
I thought it would be a bonus. And I just wanna remind you of something.
Jesus, I already need a fucking drink.
Don't let anybody muscle up on you in the showers either,
See you, babe.
I thought you were all done with the gooks.
- Don't hold back. - Don't hold back?
You're just not my type. I'm into older guys.
- Goddamn it. - Stuffed monkey, neighbor's dog.
Kid, how'd you get my number?
Oh, yeah!
♪ When you pine for the sunshine Of a friendly gaze ♪
Walk. Don't run!
Whoa-ho-ho! My spot.
Sorry, Santa. I had to go.
You'll be fine.
And nothing up my ass. You done took all that, Willie.
I'm warning you.
The fuck you are.
- What's up? - Have you been drinking?
No!
- Really? - That's what he told me.
Bitch, let me tell you something.
You know the address of where you're not gonna be?
- I'll kill your ass! - Let go of me!
Willie, you fell.
- before the drugs soften the noodle. - Yeah.
What do you need me for? You can crack a fucking safe.
Come on, baby. Get a bite of this pumpernickel bread.
And they want to bring us in and put us up in some fine-ass metropolitan digs
What? We're gonna steal this shit any fucking way. Who cares?
Ahhh.
I used to chew and feed you caramels, just like a mama bird does.
Oh, Christ.
refined taste...
You're a Santa now, Thurman. Go ahead, put it on.
I thought the midget was doing it.
Twenty bucks?
Ugh, every time you say that, my dick gets so hard.
and went and killed all them Filipinos.
We stay together for the charity.
See you.
No, I think Diane hired someone to spy on me.
Goddamn.
just to have me to go to shit-ass Mexico with you?
I need some air.
So you haven't done it with anybody yet.
What can I get you?
I know you're busy, but it's only for an hour and all the parents are coming.
OHHHHH Dadddddyyyyyyy
- You know, be a better... - Parent?
Give me the goddamn chair.
You follow people all the way across the fucking country?
- Hey, Diane! I got two more. - Come on in, fellas.
Shit Happens That's Fucking Beautiful
Why's that?
Ho, ho, ho. What's up, Santas?
then just say, "All right, I guess I'll take it. "
Yeah. Help me zip this shit.
Think fast.