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- You're a monster,
Heck, in a way, you inspired this whole thing.
the initial fart detector.
- If you're dumb enough to believe that,
and she just would not shut up about it.
He smelled it too hard,
Uh-oh.
- You don't have to do this.
- I can't let you do this. This is my fight.
Am I sure I want the love of my life to watch me die
- Ah, here you go, brother. - Thanks, Grubes.
- Never cared much for that song.
So if you think you have my location locked down,
* *
Whatever you do. Just stay in the dark!
[tense music]
Um, I mean, I can hardly tell. [chuckles]
* *
Forgive me.
So when my father farted Kernst's name at me,
How the hell did you survive
straight through Vicki's legs right into my dad's face,
need any pointers on how to do that.
- Oh, no thanks.
and I'll take the servants' ballroom.
- See, the Architect had to be someone with access to Queeth,
MacGruber,
Fucked up my leg and my new cargos.
but I don't really have a choice now, do I?
[smacks lips]
I got a primo story about rippin' a dude's nose off
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