Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Just try not to make everything into a competition.

- ♪ Ooh… ♪ - ♪ Because… ♪

Do you want to know how you die?

♪ I can't stand ♪

I'd hate to be turning 18 now.

You are such a brave little soldier.

[Jen's dad, oh phone] It's not like I've anything better to do.

[guest] Happy birthday!

Oh, my-- Oh, my God, I'm on the ceiling!

♪ I put a spell on you ♪

I'm just sharing good news about my life with my sister.

It's my half-sister's 18th. It's a family thing.

[patrons chattering]

Haven't you got work today?

Jen, look at me.

- I am. Just a late bloomer. - I've never met anyone who waited so long.

[clears throat]

Yeah, you're inside my white girlfriend, and we fuck at least twice a month.

- [Jen] Who are you? - [cat meows]

You know I can't go back that far.

[Olivia laughing]

It can take a few days or weeks. Or…

[in English] Oh, God. Not you again.

I'm not gonna use it for inane reasons. With great power come--

Andy! Andy, I'm so high!

Don't come in. I'm… masturbating.

so I thought I was gonna shit myself the whole way in, but I didn't.

God, no. It's gonna be awful.

[mugger scoffs] That piece of shit. Nah, mate.

Or do you mean in general? Oh, you meant in general, didn't you?

Oh, Carrie. This is my origin story! Quick, take a picture!

Jen, I am burdened with a noble gift.

Well, if you think it will make you happy…

I saved an errant kick, which would've shattered a conservatory window.

- You're like the pope. - I-I am not the pope. I fuck.

What do you mean it's probably for the best? Wha--

[guests] Three, two, one…

How you die. Bears.

So I opened his shirt to begin performing chest compressions.