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Why didn't you tell me you're going to a party, you cheeky bint?
And they don't just use me for my power. They also ask me to make teas and coffees.
♪ You're not obliged to swallow Anything you despise ♪
[cat meows]
What do you know about powers? You're like a virgin talking about sex.
Hi. Bang on time.
♪ I put a spell on you ♪
[song ends]
No, no. Don't do that.
- Yes. - [door opens, closes]
[breathes heavily]
- ♪ This is my film, you're an extra ♪ - ♪ Motherfucker ♪
[sighs, chuckling] Jesus Christ.
We have an excellent track record in helping people to discover their power.
["Sleeping Lessons" playing]
[grunting]
Try turning on the TV.
Yeah, good. I'm great.
And if I'm sitting weirdly, it's because I think my tampon's come out.
[Mary whooping]
It's like when they vacuum pack meat at the supermarket.
[moans]
And you need to think about load bearing.
- ♪ This is my film, you're an extra ♪ - ♪ Motherfucker ♪
Oh. Well, if it's not a date, there's no harm in joining. Right?
♪ D-d-d-d-d-d… ♪
so I thought I'd bring the party to you.
Grown a moustache, have you? Didn't think you could look more like a nonce.
- Maybe just take the glove-- - Give me a minute.
- [song ends] - [cat purring]
Yes.