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♪ Sixteen six six six And I know the part ♪
What do you think my power's gonna be?
[Carrie chuckles, winces]
Okay. [laughs]
I don't think it's gonna work out.
When you said you booked dinner, I thought it might be a fancy date.
♪ Can't remember how it goes ♪
Okay. Come on, then.
My turn!
Oh, I don't know what I'm doing here. Where's the antenna?
No way. Let me get my phone.
He's got an energy. He's scrappy. He's lived a life.
You love 'em. You hate 'em, but you're stuck with 'em.
Well, what do you want me to say? Accept it.
[pedestrian] Yeah. How's Rachel?
Ooh! Who am I?
I want them to say, "Happy 18th Birthday, Andy.
Oh, the Jews are broadly doing okay.
♪ Because the old guard still offend ♪
Aw. [sniffles]
The Knightsbridge scarecrow gets nothing.
Turn back time and tell me to leave.
Wow. Fantastic.
♪ We're gonna give you everything You've ever wanted ♪
[Andy] Okay!
♪ Ooh, spell ♪
- [guests chattering] - [Mary sighs]
♪ And in my dreams ♪
I've actually played the world's smallest violin, and it's much bigger than that.
We know, love. Jesus.
but I couldn't 'cause of my antidepressants.
[Carrie] Kash, you cannot seriously believe A. D. stands for "after dinosaurs."
[speaking German]
- You don't know that. - But you do somehow?
Carrie, I haven't got a power yet. I'm not, like, terminal.
♪ Bonjour, motherfucker ♪
He was doubled over. I thought he was having a heart attack.
My entire extended family were there to witness the moment.
[chuckles]