Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He likes it. You got a better one?
Like, knowing you don't need--
♪ I'm yours right now ♪
Big Michael Jackson fan?
My cousin was like you.
Yeah, no, you're right. That is not funny.
And normally you can't… [sniffs]
[Olivia] Thanks! [laughs]
- Yeah. - Wouldn't really call it a date.
- 'Cause all landlords are evil. - All landlords are evil.
Thank you.
♪ Pour three shots in a glass Call it a martini ♪
♪ Hang a banner with your name upon it ♪
Oh, my God.
Because labels are great.
[Andy scoffs]
- Oh. - [clears throat]
Hey, Hitler. Yeah, suck a dick. Everyone's cool with interracial marriage now.
- Khakis were ruined. - [snickers]
I didn't have time to go to the bathroom downstairs 'cause I slept in.
Yes, I do.
True.
What are you doing?
I mean, it's creamy and low-fat and has beautiful eyes.
[Jen's dad] Hi, pet.
♪ And off with their heads ♪
Fine.
Don't think I'm capable of love. I am worried I'm a little bit racist.
So, uh, is she your girlfriend?
- [grunts] Hey! - [mugger] Give me your purse.
Uh…
♪ But luckily, I left the heater on ♪
It's a common misconception that literally everyone I've ever met seems to hold.
If we can talk to Mr Greenham directly,
[Jizzlord purring]
[singer cackles] ♪ Watch out! ♪
- Oh, come on. - Well, it's kinda hard work.
What would you say your greatest weakness is?
Gonna become a vigilante.
["History Eraser" playing]
[song continues]
♪ Spell ♪
You haven't been murdered or something, have you?
Gonna be 56 in April. Can't even buy some paracetamol in Asda.
- [Kash] Oy, Jizzlord. - Don't call him that.
[clattering]
No, it says, "Super Clock." Clock.
- Hello. - How was work?
Oh, no. I'm basically an appliance.
…then go get it.
They were all watching as the, uh, moment of contact arrived.
It'd be cool if you came, I suppose.
What?
♪ Have a heart Have a heart, have a heart ♪
- [cat yowls] - [Gordon] Oh, God!
[high-pitched voice] I can do "Happy 18th."