Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

If we can talk to Mr Greenham directly,

What are you doing?

[singer cackles] ♪ Watch out! ♪

Gonna become a vigilante.

[Olivia] Thanks! [laughs]

- [cat yowls] - [Gordon] Oh, God!

You haven't been murdered or something, have you?

Like, knowing you don't need--

…then go get it.

[Jizzlord purring]

♪ But luckily, I left the heater on ♪

Hey, Hitler. Yeah, suck a dick. Everyone's cool with interracial marriage now.

So, uh, is she your girlfriend?

["History Eraser" playing]

And normally you can't… [sniffs]

- [grunts] Hey! - [mugger] Give me your purse.

No, it says, "Super Clock." Clock.

Oh, no. I'm basically an appliance.

♪ Pour three shots in a glass Call it a martini ♪

- 'Cause all landlords are evil. - All landlords are evil.

- Yeah. - Wouldn't really call it a date.

♪ And off with their heads ♪

Because labels are great.

I didn't have time to go to the bathroom downstairs 'cause I slept in.

♪ I'm yours right now ♪

- [Kash] Oy, Jizzlord. - Don't call him that.

It's a common misconception that literally everyone I've ever met seems to hold.

Big Michael Jackson fan?

They were all watching as the, uh, moment of contact arrived.

My cousin was like you.

I mean, it's creamy and low-fat and has beautiful eyes.

- Oh. - [clears throat]

[song continues]

[high-pitched voice] I can do "Happy 18th."

♪ Have a heart Have a heart, have a heart ♪

It'd be cool if you came, I suppose.

He likes it. You got a better one?

- Oh, come on. - Well, it's kinda hard work.

- Khakis were ruined. - [snickers]

♪ Hang a banner with your name upon it ♪

[Jen's dad] Hi, pet.

- Hello. - How was work?

Yeah, no, you're right. That is not funny.

Gonna be 56 in April. Can't even buy some paracetamol in Asda.

What would you say your greatest weakness is?

Don't think I'm capable of love. I am worried I'm a little bit racist.