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I have the power to make people orgasm with my touch.
I know what will cheer you up.
Go away.
- Yeah. - La, la, la, la!
Yeah.
I made it very clear in my will.
You know, I label my yogurt at work because people kept eating my yogurt.
♪ I can party hardy till the early light ♪
[groans]
♪ My name is Maura They call me Gale ♪
- What are you doing? - Take these.
- Well, why don't you just quit? - Yeah, quit.
Do you want a cup of tea?
- [normal audio resumes] - [song restarts]
["Superstar" playing]
♪ So enlist every ounce Of your bright blood ♪
♪ 'Cause you're mine ♪
- You're welcome. - Hmm.
["All the Way Live" playing]
And one more thing, go fuck yourselves.
- Don't look down. - Don't look down.
♪ I wrote the best song That I've ever written ♪
Hey. Maybe the real power is just being yourself.
♪ Ooh, spell ♪
I bet it's a funny story. [chuckles]
[Ms Jackson] Once again, my deepest condolences.
Someone needs to clean up those streets.
♪ Melt and flow… ♪
♪ I can't stand no puttin' me down ♪
So our packages start at 9,500.
But you asked me to get balloons.
♪ And I'm rapping to you On the microphone ♪
You know, flaws and imperfections and everything.
[Jen whimpers]
♪ There was a lady Who had built her own throne ♪
I'll get the Pritt sticks.
[exhales]
[Jen's dad, on phone] Wasn't expecting you to call at this hour. Everything okay?
We'd been estranged for some years, so it was a reunion of sorts.
Oh, good luck with that.
No, I am not doing that. It's pathetic.
It's probably gonna be shit-ish, but, you know, free cake.