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Everyone always gets angry with me when it goes badly.
[imitating Hitler] Let's invade Russia in the winter because I'm a big dumb bitch.
No. Honestly, I never really use it.
♪ To live in the moment And remove your mask ♪
I think it's important to love yourself the way you are.
♪ Oh, to be happy ♪
[Jen] If you're busy, it's totally fine. No worries at all.
♪ And see that I do what I do ♪
[cat meows]
What if I don't?
I want to be completely honest with you.
Angry, sad, jealous.
- I want a power. - [song continues]
No.
Oh. Uh, so this is what you've chosen to look like. Oh, that makes sense.
[Carrie] These shoes are so uncomfortable.
♪ I sing my songs all night long ♪
and brave the boat to England for you to squander all my sacrifices.
Yeah.
I'm just the messenger. It's not me saying it.
I'm so sorry for your loss.
Fine. Go on. Get it over with.
["Bikini" playing]
I'm stubborn, argumentative, jealous.
He's obviously been mistreated. He's skin and bone.
I want one so badly. It's never gonna happen.
Aw, no. Oh, I'm playing the world's smallest violin.
Got a new one for you.
Sorry, I just need to put my glove on.
[cheering, applauding continues]
Jen.
♪ Ooh, spell ♪
Oh, Lord. Now, what have we got going on in there?
[Mr Greenham] Oh, fuck off. Can I not get a moment of peace?
Oh, please. Come on. Uh, just the one?
But, really, I just wandered around the big Primark in town.
- Have you got a job yet? - I have a job.
- That's, um… That's really cool. - It's not cool. It's not.
Fair enough.
Are those for personal use?
I think we should take it slow.
[both panting]
Well, how are things your end?
I don't do that. She does that.
- The purse. Give it! - No, I've got money.
Then he asked if he could shake my hand.