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and brave the boat to England for you to squander all my sacrifices.
[Jen] If you're busy, it's totally fine. No worries at all.
[Carrie] These shoes are so uncomfortable.
♪ To live in the moment And remove your mask ♪
I think we should take it slow.
Oh. Uh, so this is what you've chosen to look like. Oh, that makes sense.
No.
[Mr Greenham] Oh, fuck off. Can I not get a moment of peace?
What if I don't?
I'm so sorry for your loss.
Jen.
Are those for personal use?
Fine. Go on. Get it over with.
Got a new one for you.
- That's, um… That's really cool. - It's not cool. It's not.
["Bikini" playing]
[cheering, applauding continues]
Oh, please. Come on. Uh, just the one?
♪ I sing my songs all night long ♪
He's obviously been mistreated. He's skin and bone.
Aw, no. Oh, I'm playing the world's smallest violin.
♪ Oh, to be happy ♪
- The purse. Give it! - No, I've got money.
I'm just the messenger. It's not me saying it.
I think it's important to love yourself the way you are.
No. Honestly, I never really use it.
- Have you got a job yet? - I have a job.
♪ And see that I do what I do ♪
Well, how are things your end?
Fair enough.
But, really, I just wandered around the big Primark in town.
[cat meows]
Then he asked if he could shake my hand.
I don't do that. She does that.
I want to be completely honest with you.
I'm stubborn, argumentative, jealous.
[both panting]
Yeah.
I want one so badly. It's never gonna happen.
Everyone always gets angry with me when it goes badly.
- I want a power. - [song continues]
♪ Ooh, spell ♪
[imitating Hitler] Let's invade Russia in the winter because I'm a big dumb bitch.
Sorry, I just need to put my glove on.
Angry, sad, jealous.
Oh, Lord. Now, what have we got going on in there?