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♪ (Their pudgy hearts and shiny heads) ♪
- Mr Greenham-- - I remember you from the divorce.
It's Andy's 18th tonight.
I'm not down. Honestly, I really don't even care.
It's for a Halloween party. It's ironic.
And my mum always buys too much wine. [chuckles]
It's important to me to know that I can do it myself.
Okay. Carrie said she'd be home late.
["This is My Film" playing]
[groans] Fuck.
[Olivia whoops]
Aw, no. Oh, I'm playing the world's smallest violin.
Oh, no.
♪ I ain't lyin' ♪
- [cheering] - [Mary] Yes! [laughs]
- [Jen snoring] - [Jizzlord purring, meows]
[Jen] Sorry. Sorry. My feet smell.
Jen.
[Luke grunts]
♪ This is my-- ♪
Okay. I'm just finishing.
♪ I can't stand, woo ♪
No, I'm gonna assemble a team of vigilantes.
[Angela] Back to work.
[squeals]
[song fades out]
[guests chanting] Andy! Andy!
- [grunts] - [chuckles]
Really helped him. Now he can freeze anything. Like that.
[guests cheering]
Well, you know where I am. Say hi to your mum for me.
If you don't love yourself, how the hell are you gonna love somebody else?
[exhales]
That's because I don't have one yet.
- I'm looking for a job. - [Carrie] Yeah.
[purring continues]
- So, we are keeping him then? - [cat meows]
That is the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard in my life.
Yeah.
I don't, but I need money to live.
[sniffs]
Olivia can shape-shift.
♪ Ooh… ♪