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[Olivia giggles]
♪ Stop the things you do ♪
Um, my name's Olivia.
[sighs] You were young. You don't understand the immigrant struggle.
- [cellphone vibrates] - This is really childish.
Normal human thing to do is to say hello before you start bragging.
For the first time in my life, I felt like my father respected me as a man.
♪ Yours is a history That's written in stone ♪
It's my sister's 18th on Saturday if you wanna come.
Twenty-five years I wasted with that man. She's been with him 25 minutes.
- And every time you-- - Yes.
I can't just quit.
♪ The letters on the page To spell your name ♪
Yeah. We're gonna have to DIY it.
I promise not to laugh. [chuckles]
And it's my yogurt, you know. I bought it, and I want it. It's a great yogurt.
♪ I said, ugh ♪
♪ Oh, to be right ♪
[door closes]
[guests muttering]
Oh, yeah. Yeah, that was it.
Horny?
- I know. - What, you don't trust me to get balloons?
Yeah.
He was wearing light-grey khakis so it was very obvious what was occurring.
I am that hero. This is my destiny.
- [Luke grunts] - [Olivia pants]
- ["I Put a Spell on You" playing] - In my pocket!
Do you have a gross eye hole under there?
You do know you're not gonna get your power the second you turn 18?
♪ That you despise ♪
♪ In my brain, I rearrange ♪