Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[Robe 1] The intelligent ones realized that without intervention,

[Robe 1] A fraction of early humans were born smarter than their fellow cavemen.

What would Reagan do? Put me in charge?

[Robes] Reagan Ridley, the time has come.

[Robe 1] What appears on the surface to be chaos

[gentle music continues]

[worried grunts]

-Reagan? -[all] Yeah!

and see them for yourself.

All right, listen up. Confiscate the presidential portraits of Dennis Rodman,

[Myc] Yeah, mankind is doomed.

That's right, there's a new sheriff in town. "Sheriff Boss"!

Project Reboot.

where dogs rule at basketball.

[Robe 2] More like Project "Fuck Up 100,000 Years of Planning."

I was trapped in a dystopia where Kennedy never got shot.

[Robe 2] You don't think Reagan will see this coming?

where a teleporter turned me into Jeff Goldblum.

You can handle this.

I guess there's nothing in the rules of physics

[Robe 2] Controlled fire to stop sentient trees overthrowing humanity.

One where Staedtler doesn't have to live with the memory of our breakup.

[Robe 1] Then what if we showed you… everything?

[Robe 1] Our story begins at the dawn of history.

[ominous music crescendos]

Hello? Any Mandela Effects in here?

You led Cognito through a gauntlet.

[Brett] "We need to talk."

-[animal roars] -[screaming]

Look, before you break up with me, I just want to say--

Yes! This has wildly exceeded my expectations of stupidity.

We have six hours before the changes become permanent.

[Mothman] Thank you, Reagan.

I don't hate this.

Maybe it's just cancer.

Who are you guys?

Will you stop manhandling your crotch?