Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's where I first learned empathy from your mother's touch.
[sobs]
Completely unbiased,
it's that the world doesn't need a fucking basketball-playing dog!
[elevator dings]
[suspenseful music plays]
-[helicopters blades whir] -[tires screech]
from a timeline where Air Bud was a documentary.
His hair swoops just like mine!
and the dogpocalypse should be fine. [gasps]
You had a hard time for a long time, but you did something brave.
They just see you as a friendly doofus that nobody's gonna miss.
I'm a wordsmith!
Oh, of course, like how some celebrities are reptoids
-[timer buzzes] -Motherfucker!
We knew you didn't have what it takes to do this job!
Kind of a dick?
Long story, but I found a solution too.
Maybe this room makes me sentimental.
but then I met you,
[Myc] It's your character arc, Brett.
[in alien language] Please accept this gift basket.
Just
-I recognize your dominance. -[Myc] But-- Ow!
[dramatic music plays]
What's in Appleton?
[suspenseful music plays]
We don't even know who they are!
Massive anomaly detected right here in DC.
Which is why I made all of this.
[sighs]
[Myc] Great. Let's vaporize this puppy!
[laughs awkwardly] Oh… this?
which leads to political power, their own military.
To do the bidding of the "Black Robes"?
sandblast the Pepsi logo off the moon,
You have to kill this dog to save our universe.
[in English] I've seen enough anime to know which holes these go in!
[Air Bud barks]
Yes, and…